Feb 22, 2018
Things I don’t miss about England:
• They only have Uber and it’s fucking terrible
• “Mexican” food
• Duvets but no top sheet
• THE FUCKING GODDAMN SWITCHES ON ALL THE ELECTRICAL OUTLETS. WHY ENGLAND, WHY!?
seen from Kazakhstan
seen from South Korea
seen from Hong Kong SAR China
seen from Canada
seen from United Kingdom
seen from China
seen from United States
seen from China
seen from United States
seen from Russia
seen from United States
seen from Mexico
seen from United States
seen from Canada
seen from Malaysia
seen from China
seen from United States
seen from China
seen from China
seen from Russia
Things I don’t miss about England:
• They only have Uber and it’s fucking terrible
• “Mexican” food
• Duvets but no top sheet
• THE FUCKING GODDAMN SWITCHES ON ALL THE ELECTRICAL OUTLETS. WHY ENGLAND, WHY!?
Getting my lights to dance to metal music will probably be my highlight of 2018.
(Yes, I’m supposed to get married in 2018)
I’m stressed and on the verge of having a breakdown and the only people I can get to talk to me on tumblr are fuckbois who want nudes 😒
Got tickets to Andrew McMahon on Apr. 23rd in Boston!
Yep, even after 30+ Andrew shows I still turn into a giddy fangirl every time I buy tickets.
Also playing will be a long-time favorite of mine: Allen Stone!
Who will be there?
I got some new glasses and decided to try to do A Look™
I wonder what it’s like to be nurotypical and always pick up on sarcasm.
When you’re planning a trip to England to see your British fiancé...
My Prices As Of Oct. 2017
Speak to Me: $100/hr
Leave My House: $200/hr
Leave My House Dressed Up & In Make-Up: $300/hr
Breathe The Same Air As Me: $400/hr
Attend Your Event: $500/hr
Attend Your Event And Not Talk Shit About It: Priceless