#me!superman

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Can you imagine if the universe of Matt Reeves' "Batman (2022)" and James Gunn' Superman are the same?? shared universe

Like we have this extremely bright Metropolis, a Superman with a nearly neon colorful suit and boxers over his pants, will be loved by everyone, humanized + Guy Gardner and the ridiculous haircut + Hawkgirl

And then we cut to Gotham and there's this dark cloud looming over it. It's always night and raining. Batman is a cryptic, ruthless, vigilante (not hero) that will get you if you commit a crime. A resistance predator that borders into the uncanny valley

I need this

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"the indomitable human spirit wasn't a myth" but Superman about Batman

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"How do you like your coffee?"

Ah Lex Luthor and Amanda Waller start they snake-on-snake relationship! 'cause we know by that phrase alone Amanda will be immediately getting blackmail on Lex

And Lex? Love to see him slowly transforming in the character that we know

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Clark accidentally hits a seagull while trying to get to work. He was late and also trying not to spill Lois coffee!

Cue to Superman in the full-glory of his blue-red-yellow suit, towering amongst the other clients, mist-eyed. The seagull is but a little bird on his big hands– actually chilling despite a small red scratch on the belly.

"Ma'am, can you please help?" he asks, voice shaky. "I accidentally ran into him," he adds, as if anyone on the vet clinic would demand an explanation.

Can you say no to him?

No. No, you can't.

Perry can wait– Clark stays there until he he's assured his little friend will be okay.

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Clark Kent at 4 eating his breakfast and then going outside to feed the chickens, Martha's shows up five minutes later to say to Clark put his coat on

Clark Kent at 8, John put extensions on the clutch and throttle besides the wheel so the tiny guy is now driving the tractor across the field and pulling equipment for seeding

Clark Kent on winter buddle of clothes feeding the cows

At 12 his powers start showing up (super-strength) and Pa Kent puts him to fix fences and work with hay bales

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Superman with southerner accent please thanks

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Guilherme Briggs ain't gonna dub Superman??? Society is doomed

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Kansas is in the Midwest not the South

If I want to imagine Superman with a southerner accent, I'll imagine Superman with a southerner accent 😌