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[mamas-pup]

Sick randy bradley who's over hydrating to soothe his poor throat but too fatigued to get up to use the bathroom....

[timelesstransgress]

hello

[d-16-haha-more-like-deez-nuts]

since i can't get them out of my fucking mind here's a list of songs that remind me of them

fall out boy - I don't care (actually this has been my megop anthem since..... 2019........)

franz ferdinand - take me out

muse - hysteria

linkin park - faint

broken bells - good luck

djo - gloom

glass animals - pork soda

linkin park - numb

fall out boy - im like a lawyer with the way im always trying to get you

(actually almost anything by fall out boy i just don't remember the rest)

[hummusenthusiast]

when will it be easy. when the fuck will it be EASY!!

[mulderspice]

scully wanting to fuck and mulder being like "hold on babe let me get my limited edition breaking dawn part 1 dvd to set the mood btw when we get married i want flowers JUST like these but real"

Jesus . Jesus Christ

[hollyethecurious]

No one: Hollye: No Krystal how can I get Krystal to send me to the corner? Evil laugh

[oncewarms]

SHAKESPEARE AESTHETICS

romeo & juliet    :    suburban july.    scraped knees.    bruised knuckles.    blood in your teeth.    bare feet on hot concrete.    restlessness.    your high school’s empty parking lot.    love poems in your diary.    a window open to coax in the breeze.    burning inside.    an ill - fitting party dress.    a t-shirt you cut up yourself.    the time you tried to give yourself bangs.    biking to your friends house.    bubble gum.    gas station ice.    the feeling that you’ve met before.    rebellion.    a car radio playing down the street.    cheap fireworks.    a heart drawn on the inside of your wrist with a sharpie.    switchblades.    red solo cups.    dancing in your bedroom.    screaming yourself hoarse.    running out of options.    the forlorn looking basketball hoop at the end of the cul-de-sac.    climbing onto your roof at night while your parents are asleep.    flip flops.    a eulogy written on loose-leaf.    the merciless noontime sun.

hamlet    :    speaking in a whisper.    holding your breath.    a browning garden.    a half remembered story.    furniture covered with sheets.    fog at dawn.    mist at twilight.    losing touch.    the ethereal space between winter and spring.    the soft skin at your temple.    the crack in the hallway mirror.    things you’d say if you knew the words.    uncombed hair.    books with writing in the margins.    books with cracked spines.    books with lines scratched out.    prayers on all souls day.    a chipped ceramic bathtub.    a cold stone floor.    the uncomfortable awareness of your own heartbeat.    the sparrow that got in your house.    shadows.    the creek you played in as a child.    a dirty night gown.    an oversized t-shirt.    a collection of your favorite words.    soil beneath your nails.    ghost stories.    the strangeness of your own name in your mouth.    deep silence.    exhaustion.    a cliff with a long, long drop down.

twelfth night    :    wicker deck furniture.    new england summer.    large sunglasses and a blonde bob.    a storm over the ocean.    patio umbrellas flapping in the wind.    the smell of chlorine.    muffled laughter.    sarcasm.    starched cuffs.    day drinking.    bay windows.    the idea of love.    love for the idea of love.    love for love’s sake.    hangovers.    wandering over the sand dunes.    a vagabond with a guitar.    fishermen with tattoos.    a pretty boy with a slacked tie.    a lighthouse.    growing too close.    boat shoes.    feeling yourself change.    big, floppy sunhats.    double-speak.    a song you keep listening to.    turning red under their gaze.    margaritas drank on an inflatable pool lounger.    string lights on a balmy night.    sleepy june days.    fights you’ve unprepared for.    hope you weren’t expecting.    pranks that go too far.    bad poetry.    pining.    becoming less of a stranger.

macbeth    :    the space where your grief used to be.    a bird that’s lost an eye.    old blood stains.    heavy blinds.    the smell of sweat.    the stillness after a battle.    a fake smile.    a curse.    the taste of metal at the back of your tongue.    your house, unfamiliar in the dark.    a dusty crib.    the smell of sulfur.    an orange pill bottle.    streaks in the sink.    a black cocktail dress.    your hand on the doorknob, shaking.    a chilly breeze.    crunching from the gravel driveway on a moonless night.    clenched hands.    a rusty swing set.    a flashing digital clock stuck on 12:00.    a snake that crosses your path.    an owl that watches you.    a dog that runs when you approach.    red smoke.    dark clouds.    cool steel.    tile floors.    footsteps in the hallway late at night.    a baggy suit that used to fit before.    visions.    insomnia headaches.    nursery rhymes.    being too far in to go back now.

much ado about nothing    :    the high drama of small towns.    a pickup truck.    military supply duffel bags in the hall.    hugs all around.    tulip bulbs.    a wraparound porch.    a pitcher of iced tea.    a plastic halloween mask.    someone on your level.    ill-timed proclamations.    stomach clenching laughter.    rushing in.    not minding your business.    crepe paper.    white lies.    secrets written down and thrown away.    southern hospitality.    homemade curtains in the kitchen.    a sink full of roses.    hiding in the bushes.    old friends.    the wedding dress your grandma wore and her mother before her.    a dog-eared rhyming dictionary.    chamomile with honey.    the intimacy of big parties.    lawn flamingos.    gossip.    a crowded church.    friendly rivalries.    unfriendly rivalries.    shit getting real.    love at five hundredth sight.      not realizing you’re home until you’re there.

king lear    :    cement block buildings.    power lines that birds never perch on.    the end of the world.    useless words.    rainless thunder.    heat lighting.    a too big sky.    arthritic knuckles.    broken glass.    chalk cliffs.    the pulsing red-black behind closed eyes.    something you learned too late.    wet mud that sucks up your shoes while you walk.    a cold stare.    empty picture frames.    empty prayers.    the obscenity of seeing your parents cry.    a treeless landscape.    bloody rags.    grappling in the dark with reaching hands.    the sharpness at the tips of your teeth.    the blown out windows of a skeletal house.    decay.    jokes that aren’t jokes.    biting your tongue.    prophecies.    aching muscles.    tired feet.    stinging rain.    invoking the gods.    wondering if the gods are listening.    worrying that the gods are dead.    white noise.    shivers.    numbness.    the unequivocal feeling of ending.

a midsummer nights dream    :    the smell of wet soil and dead leaves.    listening to music on headphones with your eyes closed.    wildflowers.    the distant sparkle of lightning bugs.    a pill someone slipped you.    fear that turns into excitement.    excitement that turns to frenzy.    mossy tree trunks.    a pair of yellow eyes in the darkness.    night swimming.    moonlight through the leaves.    a bass beat in your chest.    a butterfly landing on your nose.    a kiss from a stranger.    a dark hallow in an old tree.    glow in the dark paint.    drinking on an empty stomach.    a twig breaking behind you.    spinning until you’re dizzy.    finding glitter on your body and not remembering where it came from.    an overgrown path through the woods.    cool dew on your skin.    a dream that fades with waking.    moths drawn to the light.    giving yourself over completely.    afterglow.    the long, loving, velvety night.

tagged by    :    @fencetm​ told me i could ok tagging    :    any lil flower bud that wants to