#mean senators

[odysseiarex]

btw guys

a real mean senators blog

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[odysseiarex]

ok but mean girls is so obviously based on julius caesar that it makes me laugh

"on october 3rd he asked me what day it was"

october 3rd was the date of the first battle of philippi aka caius cassius' death and birthday

drops the mic

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odessa said if antony were music he would be lady gaga so i made a pandora station for lady gaga and it's been really worryingly effective for writing antony, tell me this is a normal thing (this is not a normal thing)

look antony is the ROMAN of PARTY this is who he is this is 

his 

life 

im not saying that hes the sort of dude who busts out some sick dance moves nominally to impress a lady but becomes just so entranced by his own beauty that he forgets all about said lady but 

shhhhh shhhhh no worries friend no worries. just come into our roman arms and write terrible sad fics and terrible ridiculous fics and everything will be okay, except nothing can ever be okay again because of romans 

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dontcrosscross submitted:

merry christmas i would say i'm sorry for making this but I'M NOT

iM SO GLAD I SPACE MARRIED THSI WOMAN FUCKGng

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megaparsecs submitted: 

or should it be merry saturnalia????

SCREAMS AND CRIES

YOU WISH YOUR SPACE WIFE WAS AS GREAT AS MY SPACE WIFE