#mean snakes

[thedailysnoot]

I don't post enough pictures of my own snooties. This is Chi my ghost morph Nicaraguan boa. She's an angry noodle.

[ionlylooklikeahipster]

To the bastard snake that decided to snack on Medium Toad,

You do know toads have poison glands, right?

Sincerely,

I hope you're dead by morning.

[anneapocalypse]

Watching Mean Girls and all I could think about was you Mean Snakes thing, ha!

Ahahaha people still remember that.

[anneapocalypse]

DO MORE MEAN SNAKES! >:D

"Wally, stop trying to make the flat-top happen. It's not gonna happen!"

[anneapocalypse]

cannibaljambox replied to your post: “Wally thinks you’re pissed at him because he’s...

“Dear Wally: I’m sorry I called you a flat-topped bitch. It’s not your fault you’re so flat-topped.”

[anneapocalypse]

"Can I just say that we ain't got a gang problem in this vault? And some of us shouldn't have to take this workshop because some of us are just victims here, dig?"

"That's probably true. How many of you have ever felt personally victimized by Butch DeLoria?"　

[anneapocalypse]

"Wally thinks you're pissed at him because he's trying to start his own gang."

"Oh my god, I'm not pissed at him. I feel bad for him. The whole thing's a joke, and when nobody follows him, he's gonna have a total freakout and then who's gonna have to talk him down? Me."

"So you don't think anyone will join him?"

"Junior. He's not cool. I mean, that sounds bad, but whatever. Gang leaders are always cool. I mean, the crazy thing is Hannon could totally pull it off, but people forget about him because he's such a dork. Anyway, I gotta go."

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"Well, he's not pissed at you."

"Hold on."

"Are you okay?"

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"If somebody was talkin' shit about you, you'd want me to tell you, right?"

"...No."

"What if it was someone you thought was your brother?"

"What are you - Hang on."

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"I ain't takin' this anymore."

"Good for you, Mack."

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"Hello?"

"Let's go do something."

"Okay. Hold on, I'm on the other line with Wally."

"Don't invite Wally. He's driving me nuts."

[anneapocalypse]

"Why were you talkin' to Amata?"

"I don't know, I mean, she's so weird! She just, you know, came up to me and started talking to me about Jet!"

"She's so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Amata Almodovar. We were best friends in grade school. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever.

"So then in fifth grade, I started going out with Susie who was totally cute but then she turned into a stuck-up bitch. And Amata was like weirdly jealous of her. Like if I would blow her off to hang out with Susie, she'd be like, 'Why didn't you meet me?' And I'd be like, 'Why are you so obsessed with me?'

"So then, for my birthday party, which was a Tunnel Snake party, I was like, Amata, I can't invite you to my party. You're the Overseer's daughter. I mean, I couldn't have the Overseer's kid at my party, there was gonna be Tunnel Snake stuff! I mean, right? Her dad's the Overseer.

"So then her dad went to my mom and started yelling at her... it was so lame. And then she dropped out of school 'cause no one would talk to her. And when she came back for junior high in the fall, she was totally weird and annoying. And now I guess she's on Jet."