Me: is that knife ok? Is it working?
Friend: yeah it's working better than my other knife
Me: what the fuck is that a fucking pen in your mouth
Friend: fight me


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Me: is that knife ok? Is it working?
Friend: yeah it's working better than my other knife
Me: what the fuck is that a fucking pen in your mouth
Friend: fight me
meandering west replied to your post:
if u fit my aesthetic i will 1. want to be u 2....
pitiful.
uh byeeeeeeeeeeee c ur way out
"five second rule" i say as i eat the goldfish that's been lying on the floor for 10 minutes
Once you get this you have to say five things you like about yourself, publicly, then send this to ten of your favorite followers (non-negotiable) (positivity is cool)
- My hair
- My style
- My compassion
- My occasional asshole-ness
- My honesty
meanderingwest replied to your post “I am now married and am no longer accepting applications or resumes....”
Damn.
200% of marriages end in divorce so give me about a week :)
meanderingwest replied to your post “Jonathon remembers me! I’m all aflutter”
waybright?
haha, no, a professor I had for a SW class my second semester in college