tattoo artist!mingyu and the parlour receptionist!wonwoo
gosh the banter between the two of them would be off the charts, whether it was won letting mingyu know about upcoming appointments or consulatations to discuss what they want. but beyond that, i think if it was a busy day at the shop won would definitely pick up some food and snacks for mingyu to eat between his appointments and let him know it's in the mini fridge in the back. and gyu would appreciate it all. like i could imagine them making sure their schedules lined up for the most part and wonu just burying his face into mingyu's back when they collapse onto their bed.
i can also see the nights where gyu is sitting at the desk in their bedroom scribbling out doodles for tattoos and wonu waking up in the middle of the night and just grumbling out "what're u still doing up, before tugging gyu to bed."
wonwoo smiles, leaning in to press a kiss to mingyu’s lips. “happy anniversary.”
mingyu grins back at him, wrapping his arms around his boyfriend’s waist as wonwoo tangles his fingers in his hair before mingyu dips wonwoo to deepen their kiss.
Group: Seventeen
Ship: Mingyu x Wonwoo
Genre: Fluff, dialogue
Warnings: none
Word count: +/- 400
Request: Can you do a meanie/mingyu x wonwoo oneshot of their first date (you can include their first kiss if you want ;))
Extra: I’m sorry it took so long dear anon. I hope you’re still there to read it though. I love writing in this style, tell me what you think of it ^^ ~Nini
Jeon Wonwoo still remembers his first date with Kim Mingyu. Both love to tell this story.
“I remember when he asked me out in high school. It was... I think it was on a wednesday? I had just had PE so it must’ve been a wednesday. Haha, I had never seen him so nervous... You know, he often seems cold and bold but he’s actually a big softie if you’re patient enough to get to see it.”
“I think I asked him out on the most inappropriate moment. But I know that if I hadn’t asked him out then and there, I never would’ve dared ever again. They never really tell you how scary it is to ask someone out. Especially when you’re already head over heels with them.”
“We went stargazing. It was so cheesy but at least I know he thought it through. Going to the cinema was too easy for him... No, instead he came to pick me up at home and we drove for about fourty minutes before we got there. We were litterally in the middle of nowhere.”
“I know it was cheesy but I couldn’t think of anything better and less cheesy haha! I wanted to do that with him... I love astronomy and I thought I could brag off a little by telling the name of the stars and constelations...”
“We sat on top of the car and laid down because our necks started to hurt haha! He named a few stars but eventually just stayed silent. It was very peaceful... It changed from the dates I had previously had... I loved it...”
“I don’t know anymore how late it was when I brought him back home. Probably early in the morning because I remember the sun started rising when I got to my bed. I think we actually fell asleep on top of my car at some point haha!”
“We didn’t kiss on our first date. I really wanted to and I think he wanted that as well but... not yet. We waited until the second date, which was barely a week later so we didn’t have to wait for too long either haha!”
“It’s such a sweet memory... I really enjoyed our first date... and every date that followed... Haha! Excuse me I’m being cheesy again.”
{ this is really random and not proper or good but i wrote this a while back and i thought i’d post it so hERE YA GO}
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there are some things that are never meant to be understood.
which is what wonwoo told himself as he had his boyfriend mingyu curled up against his chest.it was a rainy sunday afternoon, too early to turn in for the day but too late to start anything new.
mingyu sparked the idea of using this as an opportunity for him to watch a movie with his lover, who was too engulfed in the beauty of the younger's toothy smile to deny him anything that would bring him joy. so, there they were. laying on wonwoo's bed, laying against each other as if it was their last time they'd have the chance to.that was the philosophy with mingyu. he always lived in the moment, never wanted a single minute to slip past him.
wonwoo, on the other hand, thought otherwise. he almost never thought of anything without considering what it would lead to in the future, and it bothered nobody but himself. it was a compulsive habit, which has led to some bickering between the two, but they never let it take any effect on how much they love each other, because that is one thing they will never disagree on. they were in love. nobody has ever been able to convince them otherwise, which a lot of people have tried. "this is nice," mingyu whispered, watching the credits of the movie scroll.
wonwoo didn't even watch the movie, because the back of mingyus head and the way their legs intertwined was just as enticing to him. he could never get over how beautiful mingyu looked, whether it was in a tailored suit or sweatpants and a sweater he stole from wonwoo's closet. wonwoo always found himself absolutely mesmerized by the way mingyu's chest elevated when he breathed, how his fingers move when they're laced with his own, how his hair fell perfectly above his eyes. he knew that mingyu was too good for him, because he thought mingyu was too good for anybody. he had no idea what he did to score such an angel like kim mingyu to be his. wonwoo didn't know how to explain a lot of things, but with mingyu its different. its as if he actually has no words in his throat, no actions to perform, that would come to the equivalent of how much he loves the man laying on his chest and kissing his fingers. before he could go on another tangent in his mind of how much he wants to give his lover the world, wonwoo remembered that he had to give his lover a reply.
pairing: meanie
genre: crack, fluff + uni!au
warning: smoking weed
words: 1300
summary: wonwoo’s baked, but mingyu’s prepared for what comes next.
"Have you never heard of puff puff pass?" Mingyu asks, eyes wide as he gazes over at Wonwoo.
Wonwoo shrugs, looking bored out of his mind, but Mingyu knows that's just his face. "I have. I invented it."
Mingyu laughs, cringing at how shrill he sounds to his own ears, but Wonwoo only smiles like making Mingyu laugh is one of his life accomplishments. Mingyu's ears burn then and he accepts the joint that Wonwoo hands him, taking care to grab hold of the correct end.
He takes a drag, his lungs inhaling the gritty smoke and when Mingyu looks up to pass the joint back, Wonwoo winks at him.
Mingyu chokes, sputtering on the smoke in his lungs, coughing so hard it feels like his throat is being scratched raw. Wonwoo laughs at him as he takes the joint back, running his other hand down Mingyu's back before leaning back into his own seat. Mingyu coughs for what he's worth then thumps a fist on his chest as he settles into his seat again waiting for Wonwoo to take another hit.
Wonwoo takes a long drag and breathes out steadily, his stoic expression giving nothing away. Mingyu takes the joint back with no complaint afterward, tipping his head back on the seat to watch the elder closely.
It's bound to happen, they're almost done with this joint after all and by midway, Wonwoo is usually sprouting nonsense. But Wonwoo is composed right now, his eyes at half-mast with little to no expression sparkling in his usually bright brown orbs.
Mingyu should probably be concerned about it, but considering that he's been taking hits to match Wonwoo's, he can't claim that he's in the right place to worry about anything.
Wonwoo smiles at him like he knows what Mingyu's thinking of and considering how long they've been together ー first as friends and then as lovers ー it's not far of a stretch for Mingyu to think of Wonwoo as psychic on top of everything else that he already is. Mingyu tries for a smile back and takes another drag, breaking off with a cough that makes Wonwoo's laughter ring in his ears.
With school and work in their busy schedules, they never really get free time to themselves, not like they used to have anyway. But Mingyu isn't complaining because at least they still have this, these hotbox sessions where Wonwoo will light up a joint and Mingyu will seal up all of his windows until they're done.
Wonwoo takes the joint back and soon enough, Mingyu's lost in their little game of back-and-forth. The joint is reduced to a simple roach that Wonwoo glances at before putting it out in the pot of water he set out earlier. Mingyu is completely relaxed in his seat now, body feeling weightless as Wonwoo smiles peacefully at him.
Because it is peaceful. There are no worries or problems for Mingyu to focus on right now. He's caught up with all his assignments, studied more than enough for that art theory exam he has in two days and he even managed to snag lunch between classes today. It's been a good day and having Wonwoo here with him as they let the weed work its calming magic makes the comfortable feeling in Mingyu's chest expand.
"We should open up a puppy shop," Wonwoo says out of nowhere then and Mingyu almost smiles to himself.
There it is, he thinks to himself before he props his head up on his hand and smiles at the elder. "A puppy shop? Don't you mean a pet shop?"
"I said what I said. No cats allowed in our puppy shop, which means no Junhuis allowed either," Wonwoo shakes his head, his hair flopping into his face and it's only then that Mingyu realizes just how high the elder really is.
"Oh my god," Mingyu laughs, wanting to hunch over, but instead slumps even further into his seat as Wonwoo stares at him. "You're baked."
Wonwoo smiles that wide and teeth-baring smile of his that steals Mingyu's very breath away each and every time and Mingyu finds that he's a goner for this man. "Like a cake."
Mingyu laughs again, his senses slowly beginning to take notice of the situation, but he ignores it and looks back at Wonwoo only to find the elder already staring right at him. "So, a puppy shop? What kind of breeds will we have?"
"All kinds," Wonwoo gushes. "One of each breed, preferably. You can even go stand in front of our shop dressed as a puppy and help get customers. We'd make a lot of money if you did."
"Oh, yeah?" Mingyu asks with one brow raised.
Wonwoo nods, smiling to himself then falling into a fit of giggles. "Yeah. You make a cute puppy. You already look like one half the time anyway."
Mingyu pouts at that, toying with his prominent canines with the tip of his tongue inside his mouth. "Are you calling me a dog?"
"No," Wonwoo shakes his head, his hair flopping into his eyes this time when he finally settles. "You're a puppy. You're too cute to be a full-grown dog, even with your freakishly tall height."
"Well thanks, I didn't know today was 'Let's Pick on All of Mingyu's Insecurities Day'. Let me just get the dalmatian costume Jeonghan forced me to wear last Halloween and you can parade me around for all to see!" Mingyu erupts, his abrupt anger coming from somewhere that is beyond him.
Wonwoo laughs and slides off his chair, crawling across the tiny patch of carpet until he's at eye-level with Mingyu's knees. He presses his nose to Mingyu's calves then curls his hands until they resemble paws, getting onto his knees in front of the younger man. "Ruff ruff, bitch."
Mingyu can't help it. He laughs, eyes crinkling up with the force of it and Wonwoo smiles at him, glad that he was able to diffuse that bomb quickly. "I'll be the puppy then. You handle all the customers and our merchandise and construct the business plan we'll need to get a loan from the bank to open up our shop."
"Wait, you're serious?" Mingyu asks with shock written plainly across his face.
"Of course I am. Jeon Wonwoo constructs no puppy shops he can't achieve. Now would you prefer being the cute model or the businessman with eye bags deeper than your voice?" Wonwoo lifts his nose up in the air, his hands falling to rest by his sides, but Mingyu still wants to laugh at how this all managed to develop.
"Yeah. Alright, I'll be the model. But why don't you show me how cute of a puppy you are," Mingyu chuckles, making sure to wink at the end of his statement and laughing again when Wonwoo flushes a bright red by his knee.
"Is this another one of your kinks? Pet play?" Wonwoo asks, steepling his fingers together over Mingyu's thigh.
Mingyu merely shrugs, not quite sure himself. "Maybe."
"Interesting," Wonwoo hums, letting his hands lie flat against Mingyu's thighs then.
Mingyu's breath hitches, his heartbeat picking up and pounding in his ears. Wonwoo leans forward, his mouth a few mere inches away from Mingyu's crotch when Mingyu's stomach lets out a noise similar to a whale's mating call.
Wonwoo falls back on his ass with the force of his laughter and Mingyu curls into himself on the chair, pouting at his unfortunate urge of the munchies to strike so soon. But Wonwoo doesn't hold it over his head for long and forty minutes later, when they're done eating the pizza Wonwoo ordered, Mingyu has a lapful of a panting Wonwoo to attend to, leaving him with little to no room left for any conversation.
a/n: meanie get high and that’s basically all that went on *finger guns*
Just because I toooOoOoOtally don’t have 104398234 other works in progress......... :) I’m sorry this ended up way longer than I’d intended for it to be AHH the idea stemmed from a small talk between Hoshit and I, what the hell happened??
((((Also heavily featuring Mingyu because Meanie is life))))
wooed<3
okay so lets just say
Wonwoo’s a garden fairy that’s only five inches tall
With wings
He can shapeshift himself into a human-sized entity, but that kind of drains his powers a lot, so he tries his best to stay fairy-sized for as long as necessary
This tiny winged boi has been guarding this patch of grass at the back of a small single-story terrace house for the longest time.
His calling is to care for the gardens of the one that lives in the house
But the house has been left uninhabited for almost a dozen years
Wonwoo’s just left to wander about the fields
Yunno, just to make sure they stay healthy and green
He can’t really leave too, since it’s basically the sole purpose of his existence
Eventually gets too lazy and/or tired to tend to the weeds that are overwhelming the plot
Potential tenants enter the house with the landlord, but most of the time they leave without any promise to return
He even gets disdainful glares from the women when they glance out at the untended garden
But it’s not his fault...
It gets really lonely sometime and he gets unmotivated to carry out his job especially since there’s no one there to help him
Anyway
He totally has a love-hate relationship with the stray cat that had taken a stubborn residence in his precious patch
It poops everywhere, claws at Wonwoo’s wings and incessantly meows whenever he’s trying to get some sleep
Wonwoo doesn’t like her at first, but when she had saved him from a hungry tree shrew,
God she’s the most precious tabby he’s laid his eyes on alskdja like she’s basically turns into the sweetest pumpkin pie when he starts rubbing on the spots behind her ears.
And whenever Wonwoo gets tired from using his wings or walking across great lengths, he simply rests on her warm ginger fur
He dubs her ‘Thy Noble Steed’
So one day
While Wonwoo’s snoozing on ‘Thy Noble Steed’’s furry pelt
He gets startled awake by a moving truck pulling up in the driveway
Wait omg, could it be?
And lo and behold, this young man steps out of the moving van, and wastes no time to start helping the movers to shift his furniture in
Tall, freakishly tall when you’re five inches, decked in a plain beige trenchcoat which he promptly removes to convenience him while he carries the heavy couch
Wonwoo recognizes him as the final-year university student that came to survey the house almost half a year ago
He’s moving in?????
Of course this sm0l fairy is bursting with excitement he’s been waiting for this moment for a whole decade
And he’s even more excited that out of all the potential tenants that could have moved into the house
It was him
Because he’s the only one who has ever showed any sympathy towards Wonwoo’s precious garden
When he came to survey his house all those months ago
Wonwoo had sought refuge under some overgrown bracket fungus when said newcomer came to inspect the patch of grass behind his could-be future home
It was then Wonwoo had heard his voice for the first time
Deep, slightly husky but also ringing with utmost fascination
When he crouches down to examine the gradually yellowing fronds and thinning stems of the plants left by the previous tenant
“You’ll make a good home for my vegetables,” he had said with a hint of a grin on his face. “If I ever move in here, I’ll take good care of you, I promise.”
Oh bless Wonwoo’s tiny heart
He’s been finding himself subconsciously praying to meet this Big Friendly Giant (rofl props to you if you get that reference, by the way) again
!!!!! AND HE’S HERE !!!!!
It takes a while but the new tenant finally managed to settle down in his new home
And a curious Wonwoo had to get a peek of his new companion
So he furiously bats his tiny pair of wings to pull him up to the window ledge
Phew, he hasn’t been getting this much strenuous exercise in a while (minus that one time he was outrunning the tree shrew)
He peers into the room to commence his spying
The first thing he sees is a steel stepladder and a long(??) figure perching on top of it with his hand outstretched towards the ceiling
With eyes blown wide Wonwoo watches as the boy:
Changes lightbulb after lightbulb in the house
Hooks up the wires to the big black thing with the big screen that shows tiny people when it’s turned on
And that tiny white thingamabob hanging on the wall that made annoying ringing sounds every now and then
Hey, no one said Wonwoo’s an electronics whiz
But either way, wow he looks like a competent guy?!
Surely he would be able to help Wonwoo restore the precious garden to it’s former glory...
Right?
Wonwoo couldn’t get much sleep that night because he’s so so nervous
Partly because he’s finally found a purpose in his existence again
But also because he’s been out of this game for so long, he’s not sure if he’s able to do a good job
He spends the night trying to recall what basic vegetables like spinach looked like and almost cries because he couldn’t
so precious omg creys
He’s been wanting this for so long, he needs to make sure he doesn’t fail the new tenant
And if the straw sunhat and flowery ahjumma pants the BFG sports when he walks into the backyard is anything to go by,
he means business
Oh my god, Ahjumma pants... are those still trending?
Wonwoo gets overly distracted by his flashy entrance he almost forgot to hide
Thank goodness for ‘Thy Noble Steed’’s timely intervention that provided ample distraction and time for Wonwoo to duck behind an abandoned flowerpot
Once again, Wonwoo comes face to face with him, and hears his voice again for the first time in months.
“Hello, it’s me, Mingyu again.” Mingyu, so that’s his name.
“I promised that I’ll take care of you, didn’t I? Now let us make good on that promise.”
AWWWW YIIIIIISS
He stands up with a determined glint in his eyes, and Wonwoo’s almost about to squeal with joy
But then Mingyu pauses, then proceeds to pat himself down
“Oh god, I left the gardening supplies back in the house.”
And everything goes downhill from hereon.
Wonwoo’s face quickly morphs from admiration to utter horror when Mingyu re-emerges from the house
Arm full of gardening supplies
And promptly trips over the curb and spills evERYTHING IN HIS HANDS
You know they say how the bigger you are, the harder you fall?
Wonwoo swears he could hear every bone in Mingyu’s body pop
Then he sits down by the grass
“Oh, these look pretty, I’ll keep these ones growing,” he declares as he REMOVES THE SEEDLINGS AND STARTS CULTIVATING THE WEEDS
WHAT IN THE ACTUAL HELL??
ALL OF WONWOO’S HARD WORK
DESTROYED IN THE HANDS OF THE GIANT IN A SINGLE MORNING
HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO TINY GARDEN FAIRY WONWOO
NO NO NO THIS CAN’T BE HAPPENING, MAYBE HE’S JUST TIRED FROM THE MOVE HE’LL GET HIS HEAD ON STRAIGHT SOONER OR LATER
but no
Wonwoo’s image of this Big Friendly Giant is promptly shattered within the next two days
He does know his way around the lawnmower, thank goodness. Wonwoo doesn’t want to get his wings sliced off any time soon, thanks
But ???? if he thinks vegetables and fruits are magically going to sprout overnight just by scattering assorted seeds haphazardly across the barely tilled soil and then DROWNING them in 10 galleons of water, Wonwoo’s got news for him
IT. DOESN’T. WORK. LIKE. THAT.
*insert sm0l wonwoo making frustrated gestures and hissing indiscernable curses under his breath from behind his tiny toadstool*
When Mingyu finally retires for the night and heads back to sleep
Wonwoo springs into action, rearraging the seeds to make sure they have ample space to germinate, sorting them by types (he only has carrots, pepper and spinach), and adding grit to drain out the moisture Mingyu had given them a generous dosage of
Even manages to convince ‘Thy Noble Steed’ to help dig and loosen the soil
Ends up toiling the night away bc there’s no way in hell he’s going to let his first gig in a decade go down the drain like that
Eventually gets impatient and shapeshifts into his human form so that he can be more productive
Famous First Words™ by Wonwoo
Honey, it’s because you’re living with Kim Mingyu now
A super drained and exhausted, tiny-again Wonwoo collapses onto his cat’s fur by daybreak
But if he thinks things will get any better after this
He thinks wrong
Sometimes Mingyu gets forgetful and goes out for basically the whole day, leaving the garden unattended
Which is definitely unideal when growing something as delicate as spinach
So Wonwoo has to step in and water the plants himself
And when Mingyu does come to the garden... he ends up fussing over the perfect placements for the garden gnomes he had bought online rather than doing actual gardening
“Wow, the carrots are really growing well.” *points to spinach*
“I must be really good at this gardening thingamajig.”
No, Mingyu, god no...
#SaveGardenFairyJeonWonwoo’sSanity2K17
No thanks to Mingyu, the vegetables began to grow and flourish
Mingyu comes out looking for the perfect ingredients to make his signature dishes
As bad as a gardener Mingyu turned out to be, he’s actually a hella good cook, as Wonwoo could tell from the number of guests he invites over and the absurd amounts of time he spends in the kitchen whipping up meals
But this time this giant man wanted to use his homegrown ingredients (for, yunno, the sincerity of it all i guess?)
So this tree of a man emerges from his house armed with an empty basket (and a sun visor, mind you)
As usual, Wonwoo seeks refuge behind his trusty toadstool
Yeah, steal all my blood, sweat and hard work I’ve put into cultivating these you ass thanks for nothing
“Oh, the carrots are finally ripe? I’ll take these.”
He says while pointing to the spinach AGAIN
And Wonwoo finally snaps
“THOSE ARE SPINACH YOU DUMB TREE. CARROTS DON’T EVEN RIPEN.”
Mingyu looks up, stunned
“Is this the voice of god?”
“I’M DOWN HERE, DINGBAT.”
Mingyu just blinks down at this five inch tall child with wings yelling at a six foot giant
“What are you supposed to be? Some kind of gremlin?”
“I’M A GARDEN FAIRY, THE GUARDIAN OF THE--”
Wonwoo doesn’t get to finish his sentence because Mingyu already has the tiny boy scooped up in his hands, and boom, he comes face-to-face with an overgrown puppy
“Call me tiny one more time and I’ll stuff that carrot up your ass.”
“Yes, sir.”
So that marks the legendary meeting between Wonwoo and Mingyu
And thankfully things take the turn for the better.
With Wonwoo’s guidance, Mingyu manages to hone and refine his gardening skills (and is finally able to tell a spinach from a carrot)
“Why were you so bad at this again?”
“They made it look so easy when I was playing Gardening Mama on my DS as a kid...”
Slowly but surely, Mingyu becomes the capable tenant Wonwoo’s always longed for his garden
At times, he would let Wonwoo sit on his shoulder/in his pocket as he works. Wonwoo secretly really enjoys watching Mingyu cook.
Sometimes Mingyu forgets that he has a tiny living being perched on his right shoulder and he’d fkin SNEEZE there, sending the poor boy flying off drenched in snot
#SaveGardenFairyJeonWonwoo’sSanity2K17Part2
Mingyu persuades Wonwoo to abandon his shelter behind the toadstool and come live with him in his house, where he’s hand-knitted a large, woolen sock for the fairy to sleep in
Even sews a tiny doll named Bongie to accompany Wonwoo in case he gets lonely
naw
Mingyu even adopts ‘Thy Noble Steed’ into his home and promptly starts and argument with Wonwoo because he wants to rename her Fluffy McMuffins the First
Fluffy McMuffins ‘Thy Noble Steed’ the First is a TOTAL sweetheart to Wonwoo by the way, but hisses at Mingyu all the damn time.
But they still make a happy-ish family
One day the two wake up to discover that their yard’s been overrun by gophers, and all of their crops have been either damaged or eaten
“Can’t you sprinkle some fairy dust to make them go away,” cries Mingyu
“I don’t know, Mingyu, can’t you stop your whining for once?”
So to help Mingyu deal with the pest issue, Wonwoo slides off his shoulder and in a bang of light he morphs into his human form
And Mingyu’s jaw hits the ground
“YOU’RE A DUDE?!”
At this point Wonwoo doesn’t even try to entertain his companion anymore
Wonwoo ends up passing out from exhaustion from holding up his human form for too long and spending the day chasing rodents
Wakes up tucked in his sock-bed with a tiny towel across his forehead
“Ey, nobody told you to show off your fancy fairy powers like that, now look what you did to yourself,” Mingyu nags
Mingyu ends up nursing the fairy back to health.
But omg imagine Mingyu purchasing those mini Japanese cooking sets so that he can cook fairy-sized dishes for Wonwoo vvvvv
im literally so soft rn ^^^^^
“You realise that I can always just take small chunks of your own food?”
“Shut up and let me care for you.”
This goes on for a while, and the both of them establish a peaceful coexistence.
Wonwoo makes sure the garden is in healthy and optimal condition
While Mingyu takes care of him (and by extension, Fluffy McMuffins ‘Thy Noble Steed’ the First), and makes sure he doesn’t overwork himself
This goes on for a while, and Wonwoo’s finally happy and fulfilled
Until the first morning of Autumn rolls around...
“KIM MINGYU, THIS ISN’T HOW YOU SOW PUMPKIN SEEDS?!?!??!”
Author’s Summary: just wonwoo and mingyu....just wonwoo who thinks he loves mingyu unrequitedly and that spending the time with him is enough and wonwoo is contented like that.
Notes: Really beautifully woven oneshot. Based off of this song and is part of this amazing series.
