The word “scientiology” implies that is it the study of science, which is most certainly is not. Therefore, I propose a new cult religious movement called “measurometry,” which is similarly tautological and has even less to do with what its name implies.
Measurometry is the religious sensation that’s sweeping the nation! Come learn the secrets of the universe; everything bad that happens in the world can be attributed to the evil Lord Muxlok, King of the Sasquatches. Do not let the fact that I am a fiction writer turn you away; the fact that this religion happens to coincide with the made up events of one of my stories is a coincidence.
Want to learn more? DM me for my cashapp and transfer $250 dollars, and I’ll tell you everything you need to know.
Well, not everything. $250 just gets you in on the ground level; the more you pay, the longer you subscribe to your measurometric lessons, the more secrets to the universe shall be revealed!