@daughterofbard | send me ☂ + a ship, and I’ll tell you who:
yells at the other for leaving wet towels on the bedSerena yells when Sarah leaves wet towels on her bed. Ditto with Sarah. (Neither of them care if the other leaves wet towels on their own bed.)
whines when the other forgets what they wanted after going grocery shoppingBoth of them. There’s more nagging if one of them forgot something Tilda wanted, though, because how could you forget that, Tilda specifically reminded you before you left.
leaves five half drank bottles of water in their roomSerena. Sarah’s water is usually in a cup not a bottle. It’s pretty much the easiest way to tell the difference -- though there are probably an equal number of Serena’s bottles as Sarah’s cups.
initiates a quickie while at somewhere they shouldn’tI’m gonna say that both of them would initiate a quickie with their respective significant other somewhere they shouldn’t. But they’d both totally catch the other coming back from said quickie each time and give them shit for it.
surprises the other with their favorite fast food for dinnerSarah. Sarah frequently brings fast food to the hospital when Serena has long shifts to surprise her for dinner. Serena brings cupcakes to Sarah’s school on random days to surprise her class.
is massively hungover after celebrating their anniversaryEh, neither. But both of them were equally as hungover after celebrating their 21st birthday together.
argues for double stuffed Oreos over regularHonestly? Whoever happens to be taking Tilda’s side in the ‘what oreos to buy’ argument. Both of them are kind of indifferent, Tilda and Da are the ones with strong preferences. Tilda loves double stuffed. Da is old fashioned and always wants regular.
buys $200 worth of baby things after finding out they’re expectingBOTH OF THEM TOGETHER obviously. You don’t find out you’re expecting and not immediately call your twin sister. You don’t find out your twin sister is expecting and not immediately set up a shopping expedition.
insists that they each get their own popcorn at the cinemaBoth of them. Technically, Serena and Sarah usually share. But they buy an extra one because Bain eats all of his way too fast and is finished before the movie even starts. So he’ll start stealing everyone else’s popcorn. So the twins always make sure there’s an extra thing of popcorn to give him.
