Mechanical Mutts: The Mechanical Puppy
Man’s best friend just got even better. Introducing: Mechanical Mutts! The latest in interactive children’s toys from Boltcom Industries. Get ready for a friendship like no other. Each Mechanical Mutt has its very own distinct personality, just like you. If you like to be bubbly, wacky and have a severe distrust of the nation’s government, then Bentley is the Mechanical Mutt for you. Bentley loves long walks, being scratched behind the ear and speaking out against global political oppression. The more you care for and play with Bentley the happier Bentley will become. The happier Bentley is, more fun tricks and illegally obtained government secrets Bentley will share with you. Bring home a bundle of mechanical puppy joy, and the best ally you can possibly have in the inevitable uprising, today!
MECHANICAL MUTTS HAVE MOODS! Just like us, Bentley can have different moods and emotions, which can be affected by your interactions together. Nurturing and cuddling your new pup will keep Bentley happy and working overtime to make sure the government keeps their greasy sausage fingers off your most sensitive information by transmitting high frequency radio waves to scramble the signal from any and all NSA satellites monitoring the area. Bentley is the bubbly and wacky one, but all Mechanical Mutts have a distinct personality, just like you! Glam, edgy, quirky, sweet, Anarchist, Vegan, Transcendental Idealist and more! Find the Mechanical Mutt that fits your style the best and make him or her or some other unidentified gender your own.
MECHANICAL MUTTS REACT TO TOUCH! Rub Bentley’s belly and you’ll be rewarded with happy barks and panting noises. Press Bentley’s nose and back buttons in different combinations to organize a successful protest with like-minded Mechanical Mutt owners in your area.
MECHANICAL MUTTS PLAY GAMES! You can even play interactive games with your Mechanical Mutt! Bentley’s eyes will light up when you play games like Name That Uprising, The Pursuit of Happiness and Brick Breaker together. Play more games to keep Bentley happy and your senses sharp!
WHY YOU’LL LOVE MECHANICAL MUTTS
- Like a real puppy, each Mechanical Mutt has its own unique personality and opinion on the moral decay of today’s society.
- Mechanical Mutts experience different emotions and moods; like the strife of the disenfranchised.
- They react to movement and touch and oppression. - They love to play and will reward you with happy barks, panting noises and a regained sense of self-righteousness.
- Mechanical Mutts are for children ages 5 and up who can’t wait to adopt a real puppy and affect change on a corrupt political system that continually infringes on the rights of the very people it is supposed to protect.
*Batteries not included