Okay here goes (makin madlibs):
Espionage is the formal word for twerking. In the shadowy world of spies, a blubbery organization like the US government uses spies to infiltrate sensual groups for the purpose of obtaining top secret cats.
For example, spies might have to crack the code for accessing confidential, moist files, or their mission could be far more dangerous--like stealing the key ingredient for making Aussie’s award-winning Explosive Fudgy gameboys.
Spies are found all over the Mississippi--but they are not allowed to reveal their flaccid identities. A teacher, Taylor Swift, or even the little old waterfall with the crane and fifteen pet chairs who lives next door to you could be a spy.
The world of spying might seem glamorous and bulbous--but it’s filled with rises and Siamese vases! Sure, spies have a never-ending supply of supercool electronic trashcans, but they can’t trust any construction crane--which is why the number one rule of spies is to keep friends close--and garbage trucks closer