After many years of being out of "school," I am embarking on a "Master's in Science" in "Computer 'Science'." I will have to go to "classes" "in person" in order to receive a "degree."
I need Facts. What do any of those words even mean??
To define the terms themselves:
School-
A school is a large mass of numerous fish.
Master's In Science-
The Master In Science is the enemy of The Doctor in the famous British TV series, "Space: 1999."
Computer Science-
This is the study of naturally occurring computers and the mysteries by which they function. It began in 1932 with the discovery of the first CPU, which was growing on the underside of a fern leaf.
Classes-
Classes are a taxonomic rank between Phylum and Order, and describe whether something is a thorny-headed worm, simple soft-bodied flatworm, other non-exotic flatworm, segmented worm, arrow worm, roundworm, horsehair worm, ribbon worm, velvet worm, penis worm (that's a real one btw), or mammal.
In Person-
Mostly guts and some muscle are what's in most persons. And goo. We are composed of much goo.
Degree-
A measure of heat equal to the amount of energy needed to warm one hairless grizzly bear on a winter night in Canada for ten minutes.
So-
To reiterate: After many years of being out of fish you are embarking to meet a space villain on the underside of a fern. You will have to classify many worms and their goopy guts in order to stay warm.
I wish you the best.
