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Returning to my brain mush
my crossover with dd was too peaceful, considering that in one episode Mechanicles tried to cut down the forest
Dynamic/relationship chart featuring my self insert, Joan De Snarc
Here is a blank version, I’ll probably make a bigger one with more characters, these were just my choices for the ones most pertinent in Joan’s life
I've been overtaken by hyperfixation so here's an old art with Mecha) My second favorite after Iago>:3
added him a little extra details and patterns to design so that it looks more organic with a detailed background👁👄👁
Aladdin Villains Babies AU
in honor of pride month I present..
Aladdin tv series: the Flawed Couple..
Its pride month gotta share this old classic 90s couple nothings says love quite like hate... if this came out today this site would be eating em up
Aladdin (animated series) Incorrect Quotes:
Because my obsessive phase has lasted years and it's time to do something with it.
Feel free to add on, if you want! This was a lot of fun!
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Aladdin: "People have asked me how I get the 'Natural and earthy' look to my body. I've told them that it's the Essence of Agrabah."
*Monster of the week smashes a cart in the background, causing splinters and sand to fly everywhere*
Aladdin: "It's literally just sand."
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Cassim: "The son I raised is a strong and responsible man."
Genie: "Did you perhaps raise a son that we are unaware of?"
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Nefir: "My one and only dream, which was to obtain money, has come true!"
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Abis Mal, adressing his crew: "Today, I'm going to show you how to face your fears! Now the first step to facing your fears is-"
*Abu falls off of wall behind Mal and Mal screams loudly*
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Haroud: "Every time you feel like yelling at your boss, put a shred of gold in your 'No yelling' sack, and soon you'll have a wEAPON TO BEAT-"
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Ambassador: "I've brought you frankincense."
Jasmine: "Thank you."
Ambassador: "And I've brought you myrrh!"
Jasmine: "Thank y-"
Ambassador, flinging off his cloak to reveal Abis Mal with his latest magical doomsday artifact: "Myrrh-DER!!!"
Jasmine, sighing: "Abis Mal, this is the eigth time."
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Fasir, looking at Agrabah: "When will you learn-"
Fasir, looking at Mirage: "WHEN WILL YOU LEARN-"
Fasir, screaming at the globe: "THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES?!!?!!"
(Also applies to the Etherial)
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Iago: "ARE YOU-"
*Abu screeches*
Iago: "-KIDDING ME I WILL PERSONALLY-"
*Abu screeches*
"-END YOU ON A-"
Aladdin: "What in the name of-"
Jasmine: "I told Iago that he shouldn't use council-inappropriate words while we have guests over. Abu is saying them for him."
(Side note, you can't convince me that Abu wouldn't have the worst potty-mouth in the series next to Iago)
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Mirage: "Ya know, I really love dressing up for the occassion and looking proper and taking a knife and STABBING PEOPLE ON THE WEEKENDS!"
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Mirage: "Now, we shall all make our move to destroy Agrabah!"
Etherial: "There is no need. The people are doing that just as well on their own."
Chaos: "It's really boring! They don't even need us to do anything!"
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Mechanicles: "WHY AREN'T THE DISHES IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER?!"
Scooter: "...?"
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Arbutus: "I never wish to leave my garden. However-"
*Aladdin waters a fake plant in Agrabah*
Arbutus: "Some time in prison will be worth the actions that I shall take."
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Iago: "Nah, I can't ever be with a bird of the fairer breed. I am all the fair this bird needs!"
Thundra, flying across the globe at the speed of light: "WHO THE BLIGHT PUT THE ROBOT-SLEEZE IN MI SELVA?!?!?! MAY ROOTS GROW WITHIN SUS ÓRGANOS FOR THE NEXT ONE THOUSAND YEARS- Ah, Ramone, mi amore! Ever shall you join me!"
Iago: "...My worldview has been expanded for two."
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Iago: "Sometimes I think..."
Iago: "...and then I end up in federal prison."
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Genie: "Whatever you have heard about me isn't true. I don't know where people get the idea that I like it safe (watch your step, loose tile,) it's ridiculous (careful, hanging plant.) You wear a helmet to an ambasador meeting one time, and you're labeled for life (watch out, broken glass). Frankly, I like taking risks and would welcome a little danger in my life."
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Genie: "Dhandi, kid, dear Eden and I have decided to have a child together!"
Dhandi: "Oh, congratulations! I didn't know that you could have-"
Eden, producing adoption papers from the air: "And that child is YOU!!!!!"
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Genie: "As your prisoner, I'm not going to associate, I'm not going to conversate with you-"
Mozenrath: "I think it's 'converse.'"
Genie: "...Wh-"
Mozenrath: "Just say 'talk.'"
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Abu: Jailed for Monke Crimes (and also repeated attempts at robbery)
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Mozenrath: "GET THE DOG-"
Aladdin, casually holding the Thirdac's chain: "It don't bite!"
Mozenrath, halfway up the nearest wall: "YES IT DO, BI-"
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Aladdin: "And another hit! Better start waving your white flag, Mozenrath!"
Mozenrath: "THE ONLY THING I WILL BE WAVING IS YOUR HEAD ON A SPEAR IN FRONT OF YOUR WEEPING MOTHER."
Aladdin: "...Only one problem with that, but besides the point-"
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Aladdin, at the end of the 1992 film: "Man, things are going pretty well for me! I'm off the streets, I have a family who loves me, and none of my enemies can touch me anymore! Things are finally looking up!"
The Return of Jafar, the 1994 series and The King of Thieves: *Jaws theme*
I will cherish the chaos of this series forever.