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Teasing you not because i’m a brat, but because you make it safe to be one. And if you’re in the mood to punish me, please do so thoroughly.
Adventurer's Relationship Charts from the Adventurer's Bible (2021) Fan translation by EHScans
Updated charts from the complete version (2024) spoilers:
Y'all were wondering how jingles relationship with y/n which I COMPLETELY forgot HAHAHAH
the 5th house playground when their planets ignite your creative fire
their sun in your 5th house they act like a permanent summer in your chest. standing near them feels like being the lead character in a story that finally has enough light. they illuminate your creative sparks plus your capacity for joy making you feel seen in your most unedited state. your identity feels bright plus playful in their orbit plus you find yourself wanting to show off just to see them smile.
their moon in your 5th house this is emotional safety that feels like a shared game. they pick up on the needs of your inner child before you even realize you are pouting plus they feel like a person you can finally be messy with. there is a psychic lightness between you that allows you to be vulnerable plus silly without any fear of judgment. they nurture your spirit through laughter plus their presence is the only thing that makes the boring parts of life disappear.
their mercury in your 5th house you share a mental dialect that handles the jokes plus the flirting with zero effort. conversations happen in sudden bursts of wit plus clever connections that keep your brain from ever getting stagnant. they hear the stories you usually keep for the stage plus they translate the things you thought were too weird to say out loud. it is a mental merger where your creative ideas finally find a witness who doesn't ask for a spreadsheet.
their venus in your 5th house this is a soft plus beautiful devotion that makes your world feel like an art gallery. they love the parts of you that are expressive plus the version of you that is caught in the middle of a grand romance. it feels like a bond built on shared pleasure plus high quality fun. they are the ones who make your life feel like a celebration plus they teach you that you are worthy of being adored even when you aren't trying to be useful.
their mars in your 5th house there is an immediate fire here that can feel like a sudden rush of adrenaline. they trigger the competitive instincts plus the drive you’ve been taught to keep quiet. you might find them intensely magnetic plus sometimes a bit too much because they move right into your fun zone plus demand your full attention. they push you to take a risk on your own desires plus they make you feel more alive through the friction of the chase.
their jupiter in your 5th house they show up like a lucky break exactly when you were starting to feel bored. their presence brings hope to your creative world plus reminds you that joy is a birthright not a luxury. they help you realize that you deserve a life that is full of laughter plus expansion. for you they are a teacher who reminds you how to take a leap of faith plus they expand your definition of what it means to be truly happy.
their saturn in your 5th house a weight of responsibility settles into the joy of the bond. it feels like building a legacy of fun stone by stone with someone who intends to stay until the lights go out. they bring structure plus discipline to your creative world but they can also make you feel like you have to work for your pleasure. you find your grit through this connection by realizing that the best kind of play is the one that has a backbone of integrity.
their uranus in your 5th house they are the lightning bolt that hits your inner child plus breaks all the old rules of the game. their arrival is a sudden update to your sense of excitement. they show you that love is not a script but a feeling of freedom you carry within yourself. it is an erratic plus exciting bond that refuses to follow any traditional rules of romance. they wake up the revolutionary in your heart.
their neptune in your 5th house the boundaries of your joy dissolve into smoke plus music. you might feel a dreamlike connection that makes it hard to tell where the reality ends plus the fantasy begins. there is a risk of losing your grounding in the fog of the romance but you also find a spiritual peace that escapes logic. you find your path in the silence together plus the realization that everything is a shared dream anyway.
their pluto in your 5th house they own the deed to your passions plus they aren't afraid to look in the dark corners of your heart. they trigger total self annihilations followed by magnificent rebirths of your creative spirit. you might feel a terrifying level of intensity with them because they see the secrets you hide behind your smile. they don't do surface plus they don't do safe. they force you to face your own power until you are unrecognizable to yourself.
their north node in your 5th house a fated pull toward the visibility plus the spark you’ve been avoiding. their arrival is a signal that it is time to stop playing a supporting role plus start being the star. every interaction pushes you to heal your fears of being seen plus start looking at the version of yourself that exists when you are following your heart. they are the catalyst for your soul’s creative mission.
their south node in your 5th house the familiarity between you feels centuries old plus heavy with shared laughter. being with them feels like revisiting a party you attended in another era. you share a hidden history that needs no explanation plus you are tied together by a secret feeling you both still carry in your bones. it feels like finishing a romance that was left half written in a different lifetime.
their chiron in your 5th house they touch the spot that still stings when you think about your right to be happy. their existence mirrors the shame plus the feeling of being ordinary that you’ve carried since the beginning. you find medicine in their company because they stay in the playground with you until the self consciousness stops hurting. they teach you that your messiness is actually the thing that makes you a masterpiece.
𝑭𝑬𝑴𝑰𝑪𝑰𝑫𝑬 & 𝑩𝑰𝑹𝑻𝑯 𝑪𝑯𝑨𝑹𝑻
This subject is very heavy. So if you can't handle it, you can ignore it. But no one in astrology posts about this, which is why I am doing it. Because I find someone's safety important. But I am going to share the astrological indicators that suggest you could become a victim of femicide. This doesn't mean it's 100% going to happen, but I am talking about a high chance here. I talk not only about light subjects but also about dark subjects. So, here are the placements.
𝑷𝑳𝑼𝑻𝑶 1𝑯
Pluto is the darkest planet of all. If it is in your 1st house, you become a mirror in the most shadowy realm, which means that when you deal with a possessive partner, you can trigger his darkest shadows. Pluto is known as the obsession trigger, the power trigger, and the control trigger, you are inevitably going to have a partner who projects this onto you. Therefore, Pluto 1H is a really big warning, and you must pay close attention to how your partner behaves, because there is a high chance that you could become a victim. Obsession plays a big role with this placement.
𝑷𝑳𝑼𝑻𝑶 7𝑯 & 7𝐻 𝒓𝑢𝒍𝑒𝒓 8𝑯
This is about the relationships you attract into your life, the same situation as with Pluto 1H obsession, control, and power play a major role. A partner who is obsessive with you, causing things to get out of hand. Be prepared for some intense control and obsessive behavior. You also need to pay close attention to how the partner behaves.
𝑾𝐴𝑳𝐷𝑬𝑀𝑨𝑇𝑯 𝐿𝑰𝐿𝑰𝑇𝑯 𝑆𝑸𝑈𝑨𝑅𝑬 𝐴𝑺𝐶
magnet for extreme characters, Waldemath Lilith means you project a aura that is intensely magnetic, taboo, or deeply psychological without trying. Dangerous or predatory individuals are often drawn to this energy. They may perceive you as a challenge to conquer, or they become instantly obsessed with breaking your raw power. The square creates a misunderstanding between who you are and how people see you. In a domestic or romantic setting, an unstable partner can easily make you the scapegoat for their issues. Your mere presence can trigger their deepest, most violent insecurities, leading to rapid escalations of anger or control.
𝑨𝑳𝑮𝑶𝑳 𝑶𝑷𝑷𝑶𝑺𝑰𝑻𝑬 𝑨𝑺𝑪
the placement op the fixed star Algol directly opposite your ascendant means it sits exactly on your descendant within the 7H relationships. It represents raw, primal energy, extreme passion, danger of destruction. You attract monstrous, obsessive partners. When opposite your ascendant, your romantic relationships can easily turn into dramatic, high stakes power struggles, a partner may look at you and subconsciously project their deepest fears of betrayal or loss of control, turning their behaviour defensive, aggressive, punitive. Because the Ascendant is your physical self and the Descendant is the Other, Algol standing on the DSC means that significant threats to your peace, reputation, or physical safety are most likely to enter your life through a romantic partner or close associate. It signifies a vulnerability to being targeted by someone else's blind fury or vindictiveness when a relationship starts to break down.
That relationship chart I never posted.