#mechaniisms

[bluesdln000]

@mechaniisms

Blues didn’t understand Jewelwoman. She seemed too.. nice. Usually when people were nice to him they were either a complete stranger or trying to trick him into something. But she was a robot master, and she must’ve known about him. So why was she nice anyway?

After spending some time, he found exactly where she was. The best way to solve a problem was to confront it.

“Let’s cut to the chase. What’s your deal?”

[angsty-cobrafish]

“Terra’s hair is an alien plant?”  Someone’s been oblivious to this.

[devotedworker]

“I watch horror movies for the gore.”

[dpn-datalogs]

A Real HEAD for Gardening

{ Continued from X with @mechaniisms }

“I bet I could get it to bloom!” Bouquet said, brimming with confidence. “I was made to grow plants and take care of them, and I have a really good greenhouse!” It was only natural for Bouquet to want to know everything about any new plant she came across. After all, she was built to catalog, maintain, and nurture every plant on the planet she could get a specimen of. But a realization pierced through the gardenbot’s excitement. “Oh my gosh, I’m so sorry!” she squeaked, covering her mouth. “I forgot to introduce myself! My name’s Bouquet. What’s Your name?”

[inferno-robot-blog]

[ Shipping Art Meme: Fluff Edition ]

[bluesdln000]

Dear Jewel woman,

Dear Jewel Woman,

You’re oddly nice to me. For a while I figured that you’re just up to something (and I still do), but maybe you’re true when you’re being nice. Either way, I’m still on to you.

See you around, Proto Man

[milesakashadow-archive01]

slides my url in real smooth

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Here you are!

[milesakashadow-archive01]

@mechaniisms​

Send me a url and I’ll record my voice saying the url along with what I think of them.