#mediatab

[azazelhazel]

ok but actually why r lucifer and alastor always matching? like their fucking lapels? alastor having the white stripe and lucifer having a red stripe?? why? like i hope im just reaching bcuz why the fuck r they matching otherwise. everything is either red or white in this show but why their fucking lapels, why r they just inverted. im fucking tweaking and need to be taken out back and shot

[azazelhazel]

I AM A MIMZIE LOVER PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING PUT SOME RESPECT ON MIMZIE AND WTF PUT HER IN THE SHOW SHE LITERALLY KNOWS ALASTOR THE LONGEST FYM HER STORY IS SIDELINED FOR VOXS FUCKASS ONESIDED PSYCHO SEXUAL OBSESSION WITH ALASTOR!!! LIKE DONT GET ME WRONG I LOVE THAT SHIT BUT WHERE CAN I SEE MIMZIE AND ALASTOR DOING DUMB SHIT TOGETHER I NEED IT, I NEED TO SEE THEIR BESTIE MOMENTS I NEED TO SEE THEM KILL TOGETHER AND GET HIGH ASF TOGETHER BRO THEY LITERALLY WENT TO SPEAKEASIES TOGETHER AND SHE KNEW ABOUT ALASTORS KILLINGS AND THEYRE IN HELL TOGETHER??? PLATONIC SOULMATES AS FUCK BRO THEY MUST BE SO FUNNY TOGETHER CMONN???? U KNOWWWW THAT MIMZIE WOULD GET AL IN TROUBLE AT FIRST HE WAS SO DEFINITELY THE STRAIGHT MAN IN THEIR COMEDIC ASS DYNAMIC DUO, HAD A STICK UP HIS ASS N SHIT, BUT MIMZIE HELPED HIM LEARN HOW TO HAVE FUN N SHIT!! THEY DEFINITELY SHARED ONE BRAIN CELL TOGWTHER AND TOOK TURNS BEING THE STRAIGHT MAN AS TIME WENT ON AND IT MUSTVE BEEN SO FUCKING FUNNY TO SEE PLEASE I NEED THIS BRO PLEASE FUCKKK

[azazelhazel]

putting a menstrual disc in is kinda like the iron lung movie. i be mapping it out. im the iron lung and the bloody ocean. and as one, we get underneath the cervix. and save the world

[azazelhazel]

if we are being actually real, i do not think even for a second that alastor liked vox romantically in the past. and i just know they will butcher his asexuality. in a society that deems sex a defining feature of relationships, where you basically lose friends to relationships, where those relationships are revolved around and prioritized over other kinds, i rlly do think at the bare minimum, he was disappointed in vox for asking more from him. what they had goin seemed good, but as alastor says, vox wont be satisfied. and alastor says something interesting. “lies and deceit are still your specialty.”

i think if anything he saw a possible ally or friend or perhaps someone he could trust or manipulate. but when vox admitted to wanting to work together, in alastors perspective, it looked like ohh. hes looking down on me. he thinks he can use me. he thinks i am a stepping stone. hes lying, and putting on his cult leader act. hes decided to do this to me. bro vox didnt have friends in life. every “partnership” vox had, he used every single one of them as tools. he quite literally doesnt seem to have a moral compass in his killings or search for power.

alastor does have a moral compass. he does have friends, he would hang out with ppl in life, and perform, dance, have hobbies, loved his mom dearly, loves cooking, vox on the other hand only had power and only wanted power. and wanted more and more each time.

its a matter of integral morals and aspects of each respective person that makes or breaks any kind of relationship. and alastor is proven over and over again by vox that he doesnt care for those he calls friends easily. he sees ppl as weakness, proved by alastor who kept repeating that to him. of course alastor was being a hypocrite, bcuz vox doesnt know that. vox doesnt know that alastor is in a deal with rosie, that alastor loves protecting mimzy even if she uses him, he never hesitated in helping destroy those loan sharks, he cares for niffty and husk (them being the only two overlords he spared implies… so much) Like guys alastor was lying. first of all, he lied even when making the deal with vox. he mentions niffty and husk (if they were disposable to alastor.. why not just let them die?) saying “oh how about you leave those.. nobodies- and (hey attention on me now!) i let you have me!” its clear that alastor has made sure he doesnt let ppl know that he does care about certain specific ppl. not just cuz its a weakness or its vulnerable, but bcuz it would endanger them.

so yes he uses them as leverage, yes i like to think he bluffs, bcuz what he says does not line up with his actions. he is hyper independent to a fault.. but he was never alone. lonely at times maybe. while vox was alone. and at that, vox treating val and vel the way he did to prove his power to alastor further cemented alastors point. val and vel are prolly the first actual partnerships vox made. and despite that, he was still willing to throw that away to prove his power to someone who was stronger than him. vox did what he did best, and that was attempt to kill the next strongest, to prove his power.

[azazelhazel]

vox, dear… kys :)

[azazelhazel]

lowkey bro i dont kno why i so love radioapple. theres this genuine comfort i get from them. the idea that theyd get softer for eachother and bcuz of each other. but sometimes i do wish i could open up my brain and be able to have the reasons without having to dig thru my brain myself

[azazelhazel]

Alastor in lingerie tehe, from a DTIYS on bluesky :3

[azazelhazel]

genuinely i know im loser and stupid but mannn i lowkey am dreading liliths return wtf…. cuz like genuinely ive been so excited to meet her and yet i got this immense dread lately… im scared bro they better not do my wife dirty…