#yaptown

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you’d think since dick was a mathlete hed b the number one guy to ask for help w math homework but actually he knows so much advanced math that the first time tim asked him for help with a simple geometry problem he pulled out his dusty ti-84 and started solving it in the most convoluted way that took an hour bc he was also just trying to relearn the math he hadn’t done in like 5 years. cue him screaming in frustration when he realized the actual way to do it would’ve taken him 2 minutes (tim asked him at the beginning if that way was right and he waved him off saying no) none of the batsibs can ask him for math help until they get to pre-calculus at least

[azazelhazel]

ok but actually why r lucifer and alastor always matching? like their fucking lapels? alastor having the white stripe and lucifer having a red stripe?? why? like i hope im just reaching bcuz why the fuck r they matching otherwise. everything is either red or white in this show but why their fucking lapels, why r they just inverted. im fucking tweaking and need to be taken out back and shot

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how long before the wfa side of the fandom takes fatson todd/jason loves burgers and runs with it and then every fic from then on mentions jason eating burgers…

how long before the comic side of the fandom gets sick of it and shoots fatson todd with a gun on sight…

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reading dan mora comics is funny to me because you’ll see this really good looking image of a character used everywhere in edits, pfps, etc, and then when you actually read the comic and find the context, it’s the most unexpected shit. like wow that’s a really good panel of wally west did you know that in that image he was possessed by the devil and about to kick superbat’s ass. bruce wayne looks really good here, he was being falsely arrested for the murder of a guy he beat in tennis once

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this halloween the evilest man you know will be dressed as batman, nightwing, clark kent, or the joker and there’s nothing you can do about it you just have to prepare

what do you know about batman you still think he works alone and has no one in his life. you don’t even think he should kiss superman im sick of these posers fuck my stupid baka life

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kissy face, kissy face, sent to your phone

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someone get an asian person on the dc team bc the asians ppls names are making me laugh lmaooo like when i heard of roy harpers daughter, lian harper and that she was vietnamese i was think oh cool vietnam mentioned (i’m viet) and i thought she just had an english name because her dad is american, not a big deal since her mom also has an english name. and i was thinking “oh if she had a viet name it could be liên since it’s close that’s cool that’s my aunts name” come to find out lian is supposed to be her vietnamese name?? but vietnamese vowels don’t even do that ia thing so idk what’s up w that and apparently it means willow tree but liên (which i’m guessing that’s where they got it) doesn’t even mean willow tree, it means lotus like?? and i found out lian is a chinese surname that also means lotus so they’re wrong in two different countries 😭 liễu means willow tree though so sorta close ish idk where they got all that from but i guess just a teensy bit of slack can be cut since this was the 1940s*

idk what’s up with ghostmaker minhkhoa khan though bc i literally did not know where he was from until i googled it an hour ago bc i’ve only heard his name in passing but i was expecting like cambodian or smth central asian bc minhkhoa is painfully vietnamese (though it would be minh khôa) but khan was ambiguous to me i only knew it from genghis khan. found out he’s singaporean which i did not expect at all. random reddit thread abt singapore where someone asked abt minhkhoa khan basically said “viet first name mongolian last name” lmao and his first appearance was in 2020 so idk how dc did that like the internet is free 😭 minh khôa is such a specific vietnamese name too like they had to work hard to find that name if they weren’t just like. basing it off an existing minh khôa idk

this is just me rambling abt viet names cause i like knowing them and also these random asian generator ass names are kinda funny it’s giving cho chang

*edit: it actually was the 80s which is funnier bc that was pretty much the height of vietnamese boat people immigration to the us and other countries since it was following the end of the vietnam war so there were def viet ppl around at the time lmaooo (doesn’t guarantee that the writers would be acquainted w any but they were there)

[azazelhazel]

I AM A MIMZIE LOVER PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING PUT SOME RESPECT ON MIMZIE AND WTF PUT HER IN THE SHOW SHE LITERALLY KNOWS ALASTOR THE LONGEST FYM HER STORY IS SIDELINED FOR VOXS FUCKASS ONESIDED PSYCHO SEXUAL OBSESSION WITH ALASTOR!!! LIKE DONT GET ME WRONG I LOVE THAT SHIT BUT WHERE CAN I SEE MIMZIE AND ALASTOR DOING DUMB SHIT TOGETHER I NEED IT, I NEED TO SEE THEIR BESTIE MOMENTS I NEED TO SEE THEM KILL TOGETHER AND GET HIGH ASF TOGETHER BRO THEY LITERALLY WENT TO SPEAKEASIES TOGETHER AND SHE KNEW ABOUT ALASTORS KILLINGS AND THEYRE IN HELL TOGETHER??? PLATONIC SOULMATES AS FUCK BRO THEY MUST BE SO FUNNY TOGETHER CMONN???? U KNOWWWW THAT MIMZIE WOULD GET AL IN TROUBLE AT FIRST HE WAS SO DEFINITELY THE STRAIGHT MAN IN THEIR COMEDIC ASS DYNAMIC DUO, HAD A STICK UP HIS ASS N SHIT, BUT MIMZIE HELPED HIM LEARN HOW TO HAVE FUN N SHIT!! THEY DEFINITELY SHARED ONE BRAIN CELL TOGWTHER AND TOOK TURNS BEING THE STRAIGHT MAN AS TIME WENT ON AND IT MUSTVE BEEN SO FUCKING FUNNY TO SEE PLEASE I NEED THIS BRO PLEASE FUCKKK