#medium effort shitpost

[ilmarisart]

He let the wind decide!!

inspired by this

[buttercup-gerbilhiney]

POV you stepped on his cat's tail

Original

[magpie-atelier]

they're bonding over hating the church

[s3v3r3dh3ad]

This is by far the stupidest thing I've ever made.😭

[magpie-atelier-deprecated]

Tataru has money on her motherfucking mind. The wlw of the Source rejoice

[morgue-xiiv]

I was gonna do some art of the swing scene from Disco Elysium. You know. That game with Kim, that I sometimes draw?

Well it really quickly turned into... this.

Anyway I focused on how queer Kim sits, but when my boyfriend played the swing scene he pointed out how Kim’s body language is totally oriented towards Harry and it was big OwO moments.

So, have a draw over.

Oh, drawing over Flynn Rider to get Kim Kitsuragi? Realllllly easy. Drawing over Rapunzel to get Harry du Bois? A lil harder.

Original meem:

[vinnival]

my final post before my logoff for the post+ protest and its a medium-effort shitpost with my sona and tricky. Wonderful!

SÖÖP

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There she was, Bedazzle, simply humming away as she read from a book on psychology- today she's studying conditioning!

Ah, but she forgot to ask her best friend Tricky for a mini-checkup on his mental state- she's been wanting to do that for a while.

Setting down the book, she picked up her walkie and spoke the clown's name into it.

He answered after a couple of seconds, the walkie reacting horribly with his static energy as usual. It's not much different from his regular static-y affects on others, though.

"HELLO!"

"Hey, Tricky," She could hear him make an excited chirp of greeting in response to her voice.

"WHAT FRIEND NEED?"

"I need your help! Can you come here?"

She can hear grumbling from his end. "CLOWN CAN'T. CLOWN BUYING CLOTHES."

'Alright, hurry up then come over here," She said, fidgeting with her dress.

"...CANNOT FIND"

Dazz's brow furrowed, "What do you mean you can't find them?"

"CANT FIND. ONLY SOUP"

She was beginning to get impatient.

"Tricky, what do you mean 'only soup'?"

"MEANS ONLY SOUP"

"Maybe get out of the soup aisle?" Her tone had an edge to it, and Tricky picked up on it. He simply growled a little harshly in response. Dazz listened as she heard heavy footfalls, assuming Tricky was doing as she suggested.

Their next words confused her; "MORE SOUP."

It was her turn to growl, "What? What do you MEAN 'more soup'?!"

"COPIOUS SOUP CANS!"

She was practically shouting at this point.

"Go into the next aisle!"

More footsteps..

"MORE SOUP."

Her hand shot up to her temple as it stung with a sudden ache, "Tricky, where the hell are you right now?!"

"AT SOUP," She heard his breathing get more heavy at the agitation in Dazz's voice.

A frustrated sigh left her lungs.

"What do you MEAN YOU'RE 'AT SOUP''!?"

"MEANS CLOWN IS AT SOUP!!!" His voice also got louder through the walkie. Dazz just wanted a nice relaxing conversation not... whatever the hell this is. She responded...

"DUDE. WHATS STORE ARE YOU IN?!"

"SOUP STORE!!!!!"

"YOU BASTARD CLOWN, WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!"

"FUCK YOU!!!!"

She wasted no time throwing her walkie at the wall in frustration.

Far off in other rooms, she can hear other grunts laughing their asses off... presumably at the predicament Dazz just had with her friend.

...

She WOULD say they weren't going to talk because they were mad at each other, but as soon as he returned, clown immediately rushed to Dazz's quarters and gave her a hug as he usually would do.

"HELLO!!!"

She sighed, assuming he must've already moved on from AND forgotten the whole conflict. Not that she was complaining, honestly.

Tricky was... insufferable... at times, but they were best friends, so they were stuck with each other.

To be honest? She wouldn't ask for anything else!

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them in the friends (mwah)

[ilmarisart]

Drawn while watching @kuueater get tormented by the late game VTMB dungeons. Fly high Dragula 🫡