So, let me just say this right up front: this game simply gives you no options. I mean: How damn lousy are weddings handled here, anyway? Obviously, if you want to avoid a huge crowd, you can just have a small, intimate ceremony—that much is clear. But I just imagined the whole thing going a bit differently—not getting abruptly interrupted by a short cutscene that basically just tells me, "You're married now, blah blah." That is not what I call romantic, honestly. And then, just like that, the game suddenly unceremoniously dumped the couple right back on their doorstep at home. Hello?! I want to decide for myself when and where I go! God, does it get any better than this? Oh well, be that as it may… Now, at long last, the two of them are officially Mr. and Mrs. Lothario.