#mega hoe

[hyenabonk]

Mega hoe

It isn't finished because I lack motivation and because no

I'll post old art or something eventually, for now have this dumb midlife crisis

[mariethewallflower]

I really need some heaux friends ..

[unicyclehippo]

not that anon, but it would be funny... like she keeps finding the instructor while she's pouring water on herself and preparing for going home, and she explains and lexa finds it adorable. and when octavia gives clarke a fitbit lexa uses it so clarke can keep up the ruse.

are u kidding me clarke would use the FUCK out of a fitbit. i have no idea how it works but she’d be like look how fast my heart was beating when i had sex octavia look how well i slept last night look how few times i was restless. ok ignore that bit i got woken up for sex but OTher than that. its like. a little personal achievement board clarke would absolutely use it. 

also tbqh clarke would buy Herself a fitbit she would buy herself one in each colour so that it absolutely goes w her outfit that hoe is ridiculous & vain i love her

[unicyclehippo]

what she says: “only patients are allowed in medical”

what fuckin clarke griffin hears: what a good fuckin time to rip out all my fuckin stitches 

[unicyclehippo]

jasper: clarke when u pulled that lever u saved lives dont throw that away by pulling this one

clarke: cries & lets go

me: HOLY IRONY BATMAN  SAVE UR TEARS KIDDO U GOTTA HELLUVA RIDE AHEAD OF U DONT WORRY U WILL BE RIGHT BACK HERE W THE SAME DILEMMA AFTER SOME NICE CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT 

[unicyclehippo]

sometimes i think i rmbr everything there is abt clarke bUT THEN I REALISE I DONT AT ALL BC SHE GOES TO APOLOGISE TO MAYA & STEALS HER FUCKING KEY CARD & SHE DOES IT SO SMOOTHLY THE BITCH I LOVE HER