#mega lolz

[the-shepherd-of-fire]

Stolen meme but ding dong the nonce is dead

[engafordoma]

I applied for a job as cabin crew for a laugh and they’ve only gone and fucking invited me to an assessment centre you couldn’t write it

[starskysredlongjohns]

I can only hope the supposed Oscar fail was actually a sly middle finger to La La Land

[slightlyobsessedwithharrystyles]

Shoutout to Harry’s orange jumper in the Gotta Be You video

[cliven-zu]

[proudheron]

adventures in object impermanence

> carrying purse and cardboard box as i walk home

> this could be more efficient

> put purse in box

> walk along

> a sudden stab of fear!

> where’s my purse???

> oh right, i put it in the box. but did i? maybe i didn’t. let’s just check.

> yep, it’s in there!

~ 2 minutes pass ~

> a stab of fear!

> oh no ... where is my purse??

[twirkwood]

feeling preeeettty damn crappy about myself and stuff tonight L my fucking A OOOOOOOOOO

[ladsfm]

i can't believe i said "is alexa even in london?!" and then literally 30 seconds later she posts a pic of nick on her insta like WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED THERE