Hashtag sam thought
Im rewatching DM4 and I just.. have some things. Things to say
-NO OFFENSE TO THE VOICE ACTRESS SHES A CHILD NO DISS. but oh my lord they lobotomized Agnes so bad. The pitch shift between dm3 and dm4 is CRAZY?? and its like shes aging backwards (like.. she struggles to pronounce things?? With 'stupposed' being used the most) its just so odd.. I think dm3 was a nice progression for her character, why did they basically reverse it?? And her refusal to lie abt her name is insufferable.
-why do only 1 of 3 girls get an education thats not fair, especially because Agnes says during her prayer in the 3rd movie that she wants her unicorn to help her do math, and needs help with her part in the mother's day pagent in the 2nd movie so.. Agnes has.. been in school.. why does only Margo get to go in the 4th movie
-New baby but the girls apparently dont age ever.. is everyone just.. stuck in time?
-nobody can know of the family's whereabouts, but theyre allowed to bring 3 minions to the safe house.... because??
-speaking of not staying well hidden, the business card Gru shows Perry HAS HIS FACE. ON THE CARD.
-I hate the mega minions. Theres no note for this one I just rly hate them
-Illumination doesnt know what to do with Gru anymore. Sometimes he's a cool, capable villain (like during the school heist) and sometimes he's a bumbling, insufferable moron who acts like its his first day living (like literally the entirety of this movie)
Theres a reason I think Maxime and Valentina are the best parts of this movie
Sam out











