#megalomaniatron

[infernalfireant]

@megalomaniatron

"MY QUEEN—!"

[iaconsavior]

@megalomaniatron Started following iaconsavior

"..."

Why does it look like that?

[autobotmedic]

“Still a miserable old sourpuss, you killjoy?”

"And yet, I have an enormous family and none of my companions want to kill me, so I must be significantly less vexatious than certain tyrants."

[reservedrestraint]

EVEN YOU, SOUNDWAVE? YOU WOULD MOCK ME?

[anotherhumanpet]

@megalomaniatron

Seems like your kind of thing

[solisanima]

@megalomaniatron

Inhales. Steeples hands in front of their mouth. Is silent for a few moments.

“Are you telling me you have penises. And you call them cords.”

[tiris]

⚔️ || @megalomaniatron. — ( from. )

there's  an  indignant  &  steamy  huff  from  the  prime  before he's directing his optics anywhere but on megatron's face.     primus,   why does his spark clench like that each time they stare at one another?     he's searched his data banks over & over & over again & can find no clues to this troublesome behavior!

"  i would,  but you would derive far too much pleasure from it,  "     optimus replies tersely,  folding his servos behind his back & squaring his shoulders.     he has to  look  the  part  of a dignified leader even if he doesn't feel it all the time!

[autobotmedic]

Softly, so his numerous kids hopefully won't hear him, but with feeling, "Fuck."