#megatron-prime

[alacritysparked]

why u always dyin, why u always dyin? hmmmm oh my god

gee

i wonder

why

[visionaryprime]

why IS everyone calling you daddy?

  「♚」 ◦    ❝ I have not the faintest, but there is a fifty percent chance it has nothing at all to do with the actual state of fatherhood. ❞

[soundless-surveillance]

megatron-prime replied to your post: What's it like to ride Megatron?

*awkward bucket noise*

What. You two did it on the throne, that wouldn’t exactly be a private setting even if Soundwave didn’t have ship wide surveillance. Don’t worry, he encrypted the recordings so the Vehicons will not be able to see them.

[empyreansuite]

✆

The first opening lines of Hotline Bling began to play weakly.

♪  You used to call me on my cell phone ♪♪  Late night when you need my love ♪

Tarn scrambled to pick up, optics intent. “Only one person has this number...”

[empyreansuite]

💕

“My lord... I would make every sacrifice for you.”

[soundless-surveillance]

megatron-prime replied to your post:megatron-prime replied to your post:I commend your...

do you really want to poke him about it? i mean you can i am game

He’d get his ass kicked again, wouldn’t he? the idiot :l

I’m tempted

[soundless-surveillance]

megatron-prime replied to your post:I commend your dedication to my executive decision...

do it, find out what is wrong with your bucket!

-carefully pokes the bucket-