Tommy Wiseau, a member of the 80s band the Police, killed Avril Lavigne in 2003 after making The Room. He killed her because she stole his song YMCA. Melissa Vandella (Avril's doppelganger) saw Tommy kill Avril and he threatened to kill her unless she masqueraded as Avril. He then got her to marry Chad Kroeger and they keep Avril's body in their basement so that Melissa can absorb her lingering life force. Tommy Wiseau also knocked up the pug that appeared in his movie, and it gave birth to Danny Devito (who subsequently gave birth to Doug the Pug). Tommy Wiseau, now masquerading masquerading as Billy May Cyrus killed Nelson M'andela. Britney Spears killed the woman who played Lisa because she got word of Tommy planning to kill her. Elisa Vandela lives under the threat of Billy Wiseau to this day. Billy May Cyrus faked his own death and is now working undercover to dismantle Seaworld.
