Birds Aren’t Real

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[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Leave me alone, Google, I wanna see arguments in SUPPORT of the Earth being flat!

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Guys read this it’s a riot:

https://wiki.tfes.org/Flat_Earth_-_Frequently_Asked_Questions

[edgar-allan-possum]

Oh my gosh

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I  can’t believe you didn’t include the gif

[edgar-allan-possum]

This must be seen by everyone

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This must not be seen by anyone

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Anyone else immediately notice the sun’s path of light is curved and how the moon SHOULDN’T be going the opposite direction of the sun because then you’d never be able to explain lunar cycles?

[unadulteratedpiratepizza]

My favorite thing about flat earth theory is that they have an answer to everything that says the earth isn’t flat, but if you put more than three of those answers together, they cancel each other out

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you're beautiful, you're inoffensive, I'm gonna revive you. i give you 200 dollars

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We don’t know where he’s from, how old he is, or what breed he is, but meet Baz!

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rawr rawr lol xd russia’s greatest love machine

[glumshoe]

When I DO get a dog, I want to get a male poodle so I can buy him a pink or floral collar. It’s part of my dastardly scheme to oppress straight people and erode the social order.

[sigmaleph]

people got weird about my male poodle’s leash being purple

it was... extremely puzzling

[glumshoe]

I tried to buy a harness for Crime Dog last year and the PetSmart employee kept trying to push a pink one on me instead of the gray one I picked out because my girl dog “would like pink better”.

I told her my dog was pretty butch, actually, and bought her a red plaid kerchief just to be petty.

[largishcat]

the real kicker is dogs’ color vision is limited enough that pink and grey would look the same

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Astrology is fake except for the time a Virgo broke up with me saying “your pupils don’t dilate when you look at me”

[emilyarmadillo]

Pokemon fusions: Moon Moon collection

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How on Earth could you forget

[lesbianchemicalplant]

And here are the ten Mamas:

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if rats can hold a cracker they can hold a sword 

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[toothmuncher3000]

viewing queer identities as “this is the label that makes me happy and feels most accurate now” rather than “this is who I am, was, and always will be” will definitely take the pressure off, friends. changing your mind is proof that you have one.

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The doctor I went to last week was looking over my history and he said “Endometriosis?” and I said yes. And he said “Is that just your speculation or have you actually been diagnosed?” and I was like “I have been cut open three times for it so I hope it isn’t just speculation.” and he just looked at me and said “Females tend to diagnose themselves” and without missing a beat I said “Well I hope you do your job so I don’t have to.” 

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FUCK

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Mossy mansion

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