Things that have been said at band camp so far
“Technically I’m a lesbian except for my boyfriend”
“The tuner is my sleep paralysis demon”
“White bois unite AKA marching band”
“Everyone’s either depressed, gay, or depressed and gay”
“Only short people can steal kneecaps, it’s how we grow”
“I’m a Hufflepuff because I’m too gay to be a Gryffindor”
“It sounds like Mac and cheese”
“I need help opening my Jesus bottle”
“It’s me, backup dancer man”
“Nothing is impossible when it kill god for his power”
They’re trying to steal my tic tacs.” *shakes ibuprofen bottle*
“Martha you will not have my hands”
“The tampon is inside the juul”
“As a Christian, I rebuke that”
“Mom says it’s MY turn on the dust”
“Religiously, I am no longer eating Chick-Fil- A”
“You guys hold on let me get my Yu-Gi-Ou cards”