[ If you can lift me up, then you can lift these weights just fine. ]
“Please understand--”
There’s a nasty ‘click’ in his shoulder, followed by a grimace.
“Pickin’ you up is a lot easier than pickin’ up these weights! You wanted to be lifted so you could reach the top shelf, these things don’t wanna be lifted! They don’t even feeeeeeel.”
And with that, he crumpled. The weights left unlifted, an undignified whine fell from an utterly unconvinced Roman.












