#meme readings

[frenchwitchdiary]

Meme templates X tarot

[basuralindo]

Hello my dear very talented writer mutual who I’ve never talked to in a normal capacity.

For the meme tarot prompt, if you’re still willing and able, I’d love a general reading in any format you like.

Hey (and thank you)! Yeah I guess we haven't really talked before, but you're definitely a familiar face/icon to me, so it's cool to hear from you

But anyway, let's see what the cards fortell...

Drawing from the wisdom of ...let's call it The Swerving Chariot, it would appear that your current path is represented by the Two of Diamonds; indicating that you are faced with making a practical choice regarding your material wellbeing in the near future. Based on the nature of the spread, it can be inferred that the pressure of this decision is tempting you to act erratically and choose options that would not immediately seem like the most reasonable/beneficial. The path you are currently veering towards leads to the Five of Hearts; representative of restless change and emotional dissatisfaction. This path may lead to friction and falling outs with current interpersonal relationships (friends/family/romance). It is also notably representative of indecision itself, meaning you may be going in this direction to avoid having to make a difficult choice. The alternative, seemingly more reasonable but less desirable path can lead to the Five of Diamonds; a harbinger of positive changes that may lead to prosperity and success. It indicates an opportune time to start something, perhaps a big project or new career path.

Sooo, theoretically, you may have a big and daunting opportunity that will change your life in ways you're not sure if you're ready for yet, and in avoiding the pressure of making those big changes, you're being impulsive with other options that are gonna piss off some people in your life.

[funeralcryptid]

hey are you still doing cryptic readings? i offer you a warm cup of tea, in my favourite mug . feel the warmth and slight sweetness in your body !

thank you <3

Welcome,

Not sure if you're the same person as the one that sent the ask I just answered, but I will answer regardless.

Looking cool and enigmatic is in, but sorry, it's not quite your thing.

[funeralcryptid]

Greetings

I offer a ghost bc i love spirits, this one has the second sight tysm

Welcome,

May a third sight be of grace and not of doom.

I mean, I'm not saying it was romantic novel worthy, but it sure was damn romantic, wasn't it?

May the sun shine for you...

[funeralcryptid]

Hello I’m offering you teleportation <3

Welcome,

My favorite rational superpower.

I mean, you sure as hell ain't gonna get any closer to your goal just by standing on a cliff and staring. It's actually a little creepy.

[funeralcryptid]

Hello! I offer you a cemetery 🩶

Thank you

Welcome,

Ah, excellent offering.

You're better off not playing with the forbidden juice like that, trust me.

[funeralcryptid]

hello funeral!!! i hope you’re well, how’s your week going??

i am kindly requesting a cryptic reading. i offer you my perfume with the bee on the bottle - golden and smells like honey. along with the chakra incense i got from a big shop with loads of little shops where i also got a sun tattoo 💐💐💐

thank you so much <33

Welcome,

Week going alright, how about yours?

I'm sorry to break it to you, but I don't see a very sexy and powerful skeleton waiting for you at his throne :/