#meme: fmk

[rookie-ofthe-year]

Send me three names and a number

Fuck, marry, kill

Adopt, be adopted by, marry

fight aliens with, fight zombies with, fight capitalism with

fistfight, get drunk with, share a flat with

Fuck, take a bullet for, murder

Kill, betray, have on your zombie apocalypse team

Marry, cuddle, sleep with

Seduce, steal from, serenade

Stab, shoot, or drown

Go sailing with, go on a road trip with, go backpacking with

Go to a music festival with, ask to help you move, have a standing brunch gossip session with

Go to fair with, go dancing with, play video games with

Go to the movies with, go skating with, go to a national park with

Binge watch an entire season of a show in a day with, go to a karaoke bar with, go to a yoga class with

Get stuck in an elevator for 10 hours with, get trapped in a cave for 10 hours with, get stranded on a boat for 10 hours with

Have a beach day with, watch the sunrise with, have dinner at a fancy restaurant with

Make soup for when sick, go on a long walk with, spend all day snuggling by a fire with

Netflix and chill with, go ice-skating with, play dodgeball against

Start a book club with, read a book to, hit with a book

Make up your own options and send them to me!

You can send me your names and numbers. If you want to see my list of fandoms I leave it here.

*This is a list is based on these others •••••

[kalorphic]

I JUST READ THE FMK ASK AND LET ME TELL U THAT SHIT IS SO FUNNY I BEEN CRYING LAUGHING ABOUT IT FOR 30 MINUTES

NOT CODY FUCKING MC AND KILLING THEM 😭 ALSO NOAH DOING THE SAME WITH K WE BEEN KNEW BESTIE

Yeah honestly Cody is such a little shit 🥲

Noah and K wanting to fuck each other and then kill each other (it’s like ‘yes I think you’re hot and I’d do you, but I can’t let the others know so I gotta kill you as well’) was so on-brand for them in my mind lol

[amchara]

A little FMK with RWRB characters? Alex, Henry and Pez. Of course.

I am game! 😘

Okay, so... I was very sure on one of my answers (the marry one) but it was a toss up between the other two.

Fuck Pez because look- it's implied in the novel that June and Nora had a threesome with him while they were all in L.A. and fairly sure the quote involved 'satisfied looks' and such... and I happen to think they have excellent taste, so you can't go wrong there. 😏

Marry Henry. Because it's Henry and I can't pick any other option. I mean sure, he's gay... but I'm sure other couples have worse obstacles to get through. And I'm sure there's a lot of historical precedents we can look to, haha.

Kill Alex because while I think he'd be fun to sleep with - he has that vibe of 'I'm game for most things and I'm not worried about it appearing unmanly', I think his general intensity, caffeine consumption and inability to just like... chill out, would mean that I'd end up killing him one day. 😅

(this is still open, by the way!! send me fmks and let me know if you want me to reciprocate too. I can also do a less intense version)

[cassandra-acton]

FMK: Silas, Harrison, Gideon

I'm cheating, fight me, otherwise there would have been no one in K.

F: Gideon. M: Silas. K: Harrison, because he's already dead, can’t come back to life, bye, fuck off Kara.

Alternatively, if Harrison had never died, she probably wouldn't have ever been in a position where she would've gotten to know Silas well enough to have feelings for him. So it'd have been F: Gideon, M: Harrison, K: Silas. And those are my excuses. Thanks for coming to this talk, it’s been real.

[lararutherford]

FMK Jasper Amir Silas

F: Silas, because she’ll never not want to f Silas. M: Amir, because Amir. K: Jasper, because he's a spineless little bitch.

[aviv-kasyanenko]

FMK: Andrei, Konstantin, Viktoriya

What the fuck is wrong with you people.

YOU REALISE HE SEES KONSTANTIN AS HIS BROTHER, RIGHT? AND NOW I’M GOING TO HAVE TO KILL HIM BECAUSE RUSSIANS HAVE A BAD ENOUGH REP FOR THIS SHIT.

F: Andrei I guess???? Sorry Cressida.  M: Viktoriya K: Konstantin smh

[dizzybydesignx]

Eddie, Hadie, Carter

marry: @carterlabouff! He’s, like, totally husband material, right?

can we say something other than that?: @eddie-delacruz

kill: (-ing it) @hadieathanasius!

Send me 3 names and I’ll tell you who I’d marry, f*ck and kill

[amchara]

you are an awful person (affectionate)

here is a fuck, marry, kill whether you wanted one or not 😂

jem carstairs, magnus bane, (adult) kit herondale

Mwahaha. I definitely did want a similarly tough one. 👀

ahhh, I had to think about this one for a while. I think I could've used the same loophole that I used previously (where I kill Kit and have Ty bring him back because you know he would, consequences be damned...) but why make this easy?

Fuck: Adult Kit Herondale because he is going to grow up into an incredibly empathetic person, with a soft but sarcastic personality who is the type of person to points out injustices and is like, 'we need to fix this' - and then follows through with it. (Plus- a bangin' body because you know, Herondale genes and all that Shadowhunting training.)

Marry: Jem Carstairs because if you look up 'husband material' in a dictionary, pretty sure there is a photo of Jem there.

Kill: *winces* Magnus. But only because I have a terrible suspicion that it might happen at the end of the series (I WANT TO BE WRONG) and I think he and I would make sure it's for a good cause- like, to save Alec and his kids.

*sweats* Damn...

(wonders what else is in my inbox)