#memebots holehell

[ask-teamplayer]

Darin. How did you amass such a Way with words? I am positively Bewildered by every other word that comes out of your mouth and yet I am also Enraptured by them at the same time. You speak with such cadence I can’t be sure whether you rehearse this or if you are a master of improv. I wish to know more

DARIN: wgat

[ask-teamplayer]

Bianca your eyes are glowing. Is your face naturally lacking in illumination? Because that is really cool

BIANCA: do they glow? i didn't notice.

BIANCA: ...

BIANCA: sarcasm! // jazz hands

[ask-teamplayer]

darin wtf is happening

DARIN: all i up an know is some lil freak got into the premesis an weve been takin turns tryna get her out with a broom

DARIN: feels like herdin cattle but its just whatever that thing up n is

DARIN: an umbreon im supposed to b told but its a very unconvincin umbreon im convinced its some kinda shapeshifter

DARIN: also some guys here he keeps apologizin idk how he got in here either or whats exactly goin on im just goin along with it cause ive grown to learn thats up an better for me

DARIN: sorry i got broom duty gtg

[ask-teamplayer]

guys where did my wallet go

VIENNA: EATED

VIENNA: HORK HNRNGN HORK HOOGGHHHH OGH SH4HHTGHJ

[VIENNA coughs once, twice, before your HALF-DIGESTED credit card comes fluttering out of her mouth. It hits the ground gently. It seems to be covered in SOME KIND OF UNIDENTIFIED BLACK LIQUID.]

[ask-teamplayer]

Vera, you draw?

VERA:

VERA: Perhaps

VERA: I would rather not present it to untrustworthy peers who may spread it under a negative context so I ask politely that you may keep guessing about which of the many Twitter Genshin Accounts refer back to me

[ask-teamplayer]

How good is seth’s hug game

LILY: i rate it a good 7/10! hes tall and fuzzy and decently warm, but pretty bony, which detracts from it a little. since hes a vap he has less fur, which means im more likely to knock into an elbow or something Dx

LILY: its nice when he tries to crush my spine, cause who doesnt like a fierce hug, but its not as effective as when my... uh... when my luis does it? my cousin luis. thats the word right?

LILY: MY COUSIN LUIS!!! he gives better hugs, im sorry seth!! and seths kinda beat out by darin too, cause darins super warm and fluffy and squeezes and its really nice!!!

SETH: its ok. i will take the seven out of ten with pride!

SETH: thats a pretty good place to be in. third place is acceptable for me, not everyone gets to be a hug zeitgeist chadmaster like darin is! or lilys cousin. hes never hugged me but i would expect it to be nice.

[ask-teamplayer]

hey darin you. okay? you looked kinda uncomfy in that last ask

DARIN: hahaahahaha

DARIN: hehhahahahah

DARIN: wowww hahahaahaaha um

DARIN: if that aint a lil familiar to a guy hahaha

DARIN: wow

DARIN: just

DARIN: i aint know why he thinks of me like that

DARIN: hes straight i backed off im not some kinda perv like hes been seemin to think

DARIN: like aside from him bein a hot piece of ass (which were all in the know already so it aint like im bein weird here) he seems like someone like cool i dont wanna soil any chances of bein buds

DARIN: hahaha

DARIN: god what did i do

DARIN: you up an heard it here champ darins just a fat gay perv again thats all he ever will be

DARIN: why dont i go eat a salad an not sit around debatin whats hot about folks

DARIN: ...

DARIN: haha

[ask-teamplayer]

cienna there’s q second umbreon on this blog what r u gonna do abt that

CORA: Hello.

VIENNA: HI!!!!!!!!!!

CORA: You're quite a small, interesting creature. Definitely not what I expected to see today. What brings you here?

VIENNA: SPITE!!!!

CORA: ...How do you do that with your eyes?

VIENNA: ITS THE PWOER OF FRIENDSHIP! I WOUL GET ALONG WIT ANY UMBROEN IN THE VICINITY!!! SEE!! ME AND THSI GIRL ARE FRIENDS!!!!

CORA: ...I would LOVE to dig deep into the mysteries of your psyche.