#memetic hazard

[proxycrit]

If this man has to haunt me, he has has to haunt you.

Meet Sweaty. He’s a 42 year old absol and lives with his human mom in Castelia, Unova.

Some Absol headcanons:

I do think part of why Absols have such a bad rep among people is partially due to folklore of them appearing before and after horrific disasters, but also because they have such a human face. Imagine seeing this mf in the dark woods watching you. Something that looks human, but is not. Something that sounds human, but is NOT. Follow this by a horrific landslide.

Do you see the problem. Humans remember human faces. Predators sometimes mimic their prey. Absols have the truly unfortunate evolutionary quirk of falling into both categories.

So yes, there was a huge stigma against absols which led to a pretty severe population decline.

In modern day (much like wolves), Absols have become media darlings, in large thanks to a the help of pokemon rangers who utilize Absol’s ability to sense weather as an indicator when to evacuate. They are a very long lived species and need lots of intense exercise, often declaring huge swaths of land as their personal territories. Absols also tend to get very anxious when they feel they do not have enough space, so keeping them with other pokemon’s usually a no no.

Sweaty’s mom used to be a pokemon ranger and found Sweaty stuck in a refrigerator. Nowadays, she lets him free roam—much to the chagrin of every other person in the area. Sweaty in turn makes himself a nuisance to the local icecream store, begging for treats.

(The kids love him. He comes home with ink and paint stained everywhere and it’s a nightmare to clean.)

Hate my human faced monstrosities? Thank @tjs-stuffs for this. Ciao!

[mbharestuff]

I would never own the Laura Palmer Corpse Funko Pop, but I admire the deranged, perverted audacity of it. An alien logic incompatible with human concerns.

[phantom-the-spookygirl]

Solar Plexus Clown Gliders and The Hat Man

Idk felt like drawing these two

[wewillmissyou4ever]

I was playing Hylics with two other people today and one of them pointed out that the Sub Shrub looks like Jerma and like

(artist’s rendition)

Idk I can kinda see it, they look sorta like if Spamton got Jerma Mpreg and they had a baby

[azureblooet]

Ok, all the people who saw eldrich shit and went insane were just weak. Like bestie, if I see a system or thing beyond my comprehension I just get confused idk what you're doing.

Have fun reading my mind I do half my processing in the wrong ass place and it isn't in words.

[spookcataloger]

THE KING COME DOWN (2010)

[scp-stuff]

SCP-2774

BAD SLOTH!BAD SLOTH! (Also,have a stock photo of an good sloth)

[thelastmemeera]

If we’re doing the stupid colors thing again I’d like to present imo the most interesting one, because I swear this is a memetic hazard. What color is it?? I have no idea.