Azure’s Bullshit

✨They/them✨ Concerningly enough, an adult Hello! My name’s azure! I draw sometimes and info-dump about Minecraft and the body horror friendship game. ooOOoo you wanna play look ouside so bad ooOOOoo ====== Look Outside is flames go play Look Outside it’s like if Fear and Hunger and Undertale had a fuck ass child and they were amazing. Yes those two games are apparently thematically compatible I’m just as surprised as you. ====== Anyone caught critizising things for being "cringe" Will be shot on sight :3c I rant about character writing stuff a lot so be prepared for me to write an entire 6 paragraph essay on a motherfucker with 3 mins of screentime~ I WILL befriend the horrors and that is a threat~

[azureblooet]

Ok idk why the hell some people act like the Ralsei title using they/them is “only one time”

Like bitch that’s Ralsei’s bio??? If anywhere in this game should have the ut Chara pronoun mind reader power it’s here.

“Once” thats their fucking id???

Title descriptions normally don’t even fucking HAVE pronouns in them why the fuck else would this be here other than to include that detail?

Also I know Asgore doesn’t fucking know Ralsei but him they/them-ing Ralsei like 4 times afterwards is a choice that was made ok. Like could mean nothing but still.

[estherthejester]

everyone saying Susie and Noelle are leaving Kris behind is ignoring the far more likely, far funnier idea, of the two of them being like/realizing “Kris is integral to our dynamic and relationship and this just feels so off without them”

Susie and Noelle thinking in unison “Wow I love her and Kris so much” while Kris is like “They hate me. They hate me and want me dead.”

[mimefish]

tumblr killed the quality but do you see my vision

[azureblooet]

Y’all I don’t know how to tell you this but like in the metaphor of the mad mew mew pink situation we’re not the ghost

Limited speech patterns, making the ghost feel things when they don’t want to, see: Kris whole thing with Susie and the plan.

Generally not having much of a say things besides simple lines and vague puppy love, being weird and robotic.

Only able to override the other briefly using menus and sequences which required outside input to initiate (for us either other people prompting questions or Gaster/device bullshit)

Like we’re not the ghost here. Like we might be in general premise but not in practice.

Weird route is only possible because of Noelle specifically we still can’t start that shit on our own.

[deepfrieddeltarunememes]

inchresting characterization moment. she does seem pretty okay with checking bunches of things with Kris

[azureblooet]

❤️ 🤝 Susie

^^ (Being nosy bitches who want to know)

[azureblooet]

This is my chapter 5 takeaway

[deepfrieddeltarunememes]

the fact that they slipped up here probably means Ralsei is thinking cuss words all the time

[azureblooet]

Toby gave us one peice of Jongler food this chapter and put laxatives in it huh

[azureblooet]

I’m convinced Toby writes Gaster lines by whipping out a thesaurus and a romance novel like why does he talk like that

[grace-landmemphis]

BRO SHE SLEEPS IN THEIR BED WHEN THEY AREN'T THERE???

sureeeee man. totally.

[azureblooet]

Oh thank god he died.

[selkiiepriincess]

Is this anything

[azureblooet]

Ok tricky tony I don’t give a fuck about the deep lore but if you don’t give Ralsei equipment this chapter i will have a villain arc

He doesn’t scale off of hp. He doesn’t do that toby. Stop giving him acts and things that think he scales off hp.

He scales off magic.

Give him a fucking magic stat toby.

“Hp change=mercy” HE DIES IN TWO HITS TOBY.

He has been at 18-21 max magic since chapter fucking two.

If you give me flexScarf with a single stat change again I will cause the roaring myself.

He is being powercrept by the entire cast, I do not need “we have Noelle at home” I would like our wonderful and helpful teammate Ralsei.

Noelle is a better character than him and she is literally level 1

Why is he useless against titans and in the dark

Why does darkness constrict him literally at all

He is the actual shadow messiah why is “it’s too dark” even a concern for him

“Hes crushed by darkness”HE IS. ALONE IN DEEPEST DARK. THAT IS HIS THING.

[azureblooet]

I can’t believe Toby thinks Jongler should explode

[azureblooet]

I am once again going to point out to the court that we have never fought flowey without him using plot bullshit.

Therefore “what if we jumped Flowey the regular flower”

Is in the same camp as “what if the Mettaton Neo fight was real”

I don’t know the specifics but we’re fighting either Flowey or John’ “suspiciously Flowey shaped”

Its just going to happen.

[voidfanatic]

Multishipping/Poly Extended Fun Gang (minus Lancer) shitpost because I can't get myself to finish a serious drawing. (Audio by @/umbywinters on tiktok, prolly going to crosspost it there too).

[azureblooet]

I really like the idea of Frisk being like still kind of morally questionable post pacifist with their reset powers(if they have them)

Like sans is being shitty enough to flowey and he’s like “I am going to MURDER that trashbag! he-“

“Only once” *(What.)

Flowey: “What.”

“You can kill him once, but I’m resetting afterwards. Gimme a sec I’ll go find a save point” *(WHAT.)

Like they’re nice and shit but they’ve still got some time traveller fucked up habits.

I also like the idea that they need to actively keep themself from saying out of pocket shit because they’re used to being able to loop back whenever they mess up.