Azure’s Bullshit

✨They/them✨ Concerningly enough, an adult Hello! My name’s azure! I draw sometimes and info-dump about Minecraft and the body horror friendship game. ooOOoo you wanna play look ouside so bad ooOOOoo ====== Look Outside is flames go play Look Outside it’s like if Fear and Hunger and Undertale had a fuck ass child and they were amazing. Yes those two games are apparently thematically compatible I’m just as surprised as you. ====== Anyone caught critizising things for being "cringe" Will be shot on sight :3c I rant about character writing stuff a lot so be prepared for me to write an entire 6 paragraph essay on a motherfucker with 3 mins of screentime~ I WILL befriend the horrors and that is a threat~

[voidfanatic]

Multishipping/Poly Extended Fun Gang (minus Lancer) shitpost because I can't get myself to finish a serious drawing. (Audio by @/umbywinters on tiktok, prolly going to crosspost it there too).

[azureblooet]

I really like the idea of Frisk being like still kind of morally questionable post pacifist with their reset powers(if they have them)

Like sans is being shitty enough to flowey and he’s like “I am going to MURDER that trashbag! he-“

“Only once” *(What.)

Flowey: “What.”

“You can kill him once, but I’m resetting afterwards. Gimme a sec I’ll go find a save point” *(WHAT.)

Like they’re nice and shit but they’ve still got some time traveller fucked up habits.

I also like the idea that they need to actively keep themself from saying out of pocket shit because they’re used to being able to loop back whenever they mess up.

[azureblooet]

I think it would be really funny if The Soul had no idea it could read minds.

And Kris thinks it’s disturbing and hates it.

And the soul is like “man everyone sure has a habit of mumbling to themselves haha.”

Like it’s just accidentally overhearing their thoughts and thinks people are just muttering to themselves having no idea they’re hearing thoughts instead of people’s words.

[azureblooet]

Ok word processors need to just fold on the word gotta.

You have lost. It’s a word now. People use it.

I’m not saying “got to” what am I Brittish? Fuck off.

[azureblooet]

I think it’s funny how many people have agreed that while Kris sucks ass at painting their nails the soul is fucking cracked at it.

Like its only 4 ish times ive seen it in a fic but its a really funny pattern to me.

Like i think the idea is that it’s a gesture of like cooperation/compassion/assistance from the soul when it’s ability to speak is limited so it checks out thematically but the idea just tickles me

Imagine being puppetted by an eldritch being from beyond the stars but it just knows how to give manicures.

Like Cuthulu is there and is like “this nail polish is old and shitty but i can make do, just need more layers.”

This is made way funnier in versions where The Soul isn’t a real human, or its like a collective / homunculus.

Like shit this robot tulpa thing made of the memories of countless random people apparently got a nail salon worker in its pool lmao

Or if it really is just a fucking deep sea creechur which is like “hm? This just like polishing shell. Swish. Swish. Good. Hehehe.”

[unnonexistence]

functional programming language? i sure hope it is

[semiohazard]

package deal

from this draft:

[bedford-prattle]

Look, I know Mike trio doesn't need to exist in undertale but consider this

I want them to be and isnt that enough of a reason? *Flutters my eyelashes*

[azureblooet]

Random stupid headcanon for Pluey i came up with in a comment section:

The rest of the shadowguys have guns made of shadow magic and are more stylized

Pluey however, knows way too much about guns and so their guns are fully grounded and colored firearms which are actually like models of real weapons.

Like the rest of the shadowguys summon their cartoon tommguns, and pluey just pulls an actual real standard issue human-made rifle from his hat.

They’re still magic of course. But they’re like. WAY too realistic. They also work for other darkners which the other ones normally don’t.

Pluey does need to be nearby so they don’t disappear but they could fully just hand Jongler or Bats an actual gun and it would be fully functional.

Like this mf is good enough at magic to make fully responsive cats as summons, making a detailed gun is just a thing they can do.

“I don’t feel like it” is the only reason Pluey isn’t the most dangerous mike in terms of magic skill.

[azureblooet]

Chapter 5 needs to give us more Jongler sprites or I can and WILL cause a global Crisis.

The zappers are so FUCKING CUTE WHY ARE THEY IN THE ZAPPER T POSE.

AHHHHH Sorry I’m going insane I just really like Jongler.

Batts is good but give the other ones unique sprites you cowards. You yassified that Ruddin you can put some accessories on the Jongler. A bandanna is all it would take fox man.

Or uh

Temmie?

Sprites person?

I beg of thee.

We gotta make mods for this.

[azureblooet]

So like I think we should all start announcing actual real shit on april fools specifically to fuck with people.

[aloybecker]

love yourself more, girl

silly deltarune character warm-up disguised as a comic cause my head hurts like hell, Noelle's not far from joining Kris and ralsei btw

[azureblooet]

Can’t wait for the moment in chapter five of Deltarune where we inevitably run into a Flowey shaped darkner and the soul immediately beams Kris with immense distrust of this random fucking plant for seemingly no reason

[azureblooet]

I really hope Deltarune keeps giving us useful ribbon themed items because the mental image of us getting to the final boss and Kris and Ralsei look like magical girls with a billion ribbons is really funny to me.

[azureblooet]

So like humans can use save points all the time right?

Its just an observation I’ve made that like… there’s never any narration being surprised to see a save point, like Frisk just uses them and Chara isn’t like “a weird star is before you” theres just a star and you think about your determination and you get a free heal.

Is that just a thing humans can do in UT?

Like. The healing part, the loading only works because the underground is like a whole “world” or something so flowey wasn’t competing with 7 billion people.

Like save points also just kinda… pop up? Sometimes?

Never anything that’s surprised by this. Undyne is just like “YO KID GET HYPED AND PREPARE!” And a save point just pops up because you’re hyped.

Like not for nothing but we are able to turn our will into healing items against Asriel.

Just a thought. For Undertale humans just having save points as a part of their lives.

Like a little magical breathing exercise humans will reference casually

[azureblooet]

So do you think if somebody forgot what the shy guy looked like it’d stop chasing them or is it like a chemical change

[tigerandfriends]

Guys I may have made something really stupid