#memiskypirate

[incorrectikesenquotes]

Random Subordinate: *flirts with MC*

Mitsuhide: *staring at them silently*

Nobunaga: You’re really quiet today, Mitsuhide.

Mitsuhide: Nobody plans a murder out loud.

[incorrectpokemongoquotes]

I like snake-like pokemons and been team instinct since day one.

[ask-midtown-university-blog]

[memiskypirate]

Feeling kinda pretty

[incorrectikesenquotes]

Hideyoshi: Where’s Nobunaga?

Mitsuhide: Doing stuff.

Hideyoshi: I don’t like the sound of that. Where’s MC?

Mitsuhide: Trying to stop Nobunaga from doing the stuff.

Hideyoshi: And Masamune?

Mitsuhide: Trying to stop MC from stopping Nobunaga from doing the stuff.

Hideyoshi: I see. And what are you doing here, Mitsuhide?

Mitsuhide: I’m supposed to stop you from stopping Masamune from stopping MC from stopping Nobunaga from doing the stuff.

[incorrectikesenquotes]

Sasuke: For the next 72 hours we’re going to live off whatever nature sends our way.

Sasuke: See that stream? That’s our drinking water.

Sasuke: See those berries? That’s our breakfast.

MC: See that skeleton?

MC: That’s our future.

[incorrectikesenquotes]

Shingen: The night is young, we shall have a party.

Kenshin: *sighs*

Shingen: You don’t agree, Kenshin?

Kenshin: Parties are mere distractions from the relentlessness of entropy. We’re all just corpses who haven’t yet begun to decay.

Shingen, rolling his eyes: Not this again... MC simply went to bathe...

Kenshin: I know. It’s been years, I miss her terribly.

Shingen:

Shingen: It has been five minutes.

[incorrectikesenquotes]

Kenshin, talking about MC: I know you think my judgment’s clouded because I like her a little bit.

Shingen: You doodled your wedding invitation

Kenshin: No, that’s our joint tombstone.

Shingen: My mistake.