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I tried to do a wedding dress, but ended up with a cocktail dress and a veil. It happens.

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The BBC Radio 4 adaptation of GO isn't a bad way to kill some time, either

Aziraphale: I should talk to Crowley about this

*phone rings*

Aziraphale: Speak of the devil!

Crowley: Spawn of Hell, if you please, Aziraphale. How did you know it was me?

Aziraphale: Several thousand years ago, I was instructed to anticipate and thwart you. I can still fulfill the first of those duties, even if we have otherwise agreed to cooperate.

Aziraphale: And I have caller ID.

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@speremint She does tho

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I couldn’t help myself

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Commission Prices

So! You want me to draw something for you? Great! I’m opening commissions! Now you can request character art for the great, great price of too low!

I will bring your character to life! Want some character art to spice up your d&d sheet? Have an OC you really like? Well, you’ve come to the right place! I will Draw Your Character!

I won’t draw heavy gore or explicit sexual content, though mild gore and tasteful nudity is fine. If you want fandom content, I will also do that so long as you provide sufficient reference.

References:

On the topic of references, best case scenario for oc’s is you have some sort of image ready, though I’ll accept sufficiently detailed verbal instructions. I will send a progress update of the sketch to make sure it fits your preferences.

Payment and Contact:

I accept paypal, and I will expect payment upfront, but will refund if I cannot get to your commission within a week of the money arriving. You can find me here on tumblr and on twitter under @MemoriJemand. However, you’re best off writing about any inquiries to my email, [email protected], as I’m the most likely to see it there.

Prices:

Half body sketch: 10€/11$

Full body sketch: 15€/17$

Lineart: + 3€/$

Flats: +2€/$

Simple shading: +3€/$

Shading+simple background: +5€/$

More complicated background: +8€/9$

Examples:

a half body sketch with colours and simple shading (15€/16$):

a half body lineart with shading and simple background (20€/21$):

a full body lineart with simple background (25€/27$):

Icon commissions:

As a special treat, I offer icon commissions at a fixed price: for 15€/17$ I will draw you an icon similar to these (background colours not limited to gray):

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Please, Lord. Don’t let him remember this.

An illustration inspired by this amazing fanfiction. I say inspired by because I didn’t double check the details, but that scene was just so raw I had to draw this.

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@speremint I really love their colour palettes and Bea is so fun to draw

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Since everyone and their Dog was doing Reverse Omens, I decided to try my hand at it too. The gimmick? They’re lesbians. One day I realised that I hadn’t seen a lot of female presenting Reverse Omens AUs, which gave me the idea I needed to get started; the rest just sort of happened. These things are supposed to be all about projection, right?

I’ve been calling them the Reverse Lesbians because “Reverse Omens, but they’re lesbians” seemed a bit long

Anyway, meet Israfil the nature loving lesbian and her big titty goth gf Zahira (Zaïre, usually, but it’s a pain to type on my laptop). Some key points:

I’m taking Israfil to be another name for Raphael because I like that headcanon but didn’t want to be, like, obvious about it

Israfil is still genderfluid but with a tendency to go female more often

Israfil/Raphael became male coded after some vital appearances happened during male presenting times so she began needing another name to blend in as a woman, so, Antonia

Zahira is a bat demon, with all that that entails, including bad vision in daylight

Zahira would be considered legally blind if she ever cared to get tested, partly because the tests aren’t designed for her eyes

She can see well enough in low light conditions (like dusk) so she tends to stick to darker places

Reading is still difficult though, particularly with small letters

She owns a record shop, which she got as soon as recordings became widely available

She still loves books

Israfil invented audiobooks

Her eyes are all black but she doesn’t bother hiding them in modern times because sclera lenses exist and she already dresses like someone who’d wear them on the regular

Israfil was still the one to tempt Eve into trying the apple (you ask one question...) and Zahira stole the flaming sword (that Israfil didn’t care about but got anyway, they had some extras) to give to them in a fit of compassion that would turn out to be a lot less rare than was entirely proper for a demon

This resulted in an early form of the Arrangement when Israfil, who didn’t particularly want to Fall, and Zahira, who was rather embarrassed at having positive feelings back then, decided to take credit for each other’s deeds

At the surface level, neither behaves according to expectation

Zahira is calm, and pleasant, and likes to show minor kindnesses. This is partly because she likes being on good terms with people and partly because she knows that you catch more flies with honey

Israfil is awkward; she struggles between the desire to look cool and not caring about the opinion of some assholes. Goes in for large gestures over small ones. Doing her best with non-profits

Both are actually very good at their jobs

They’re still wary of their respective Head Offices but getting away with that first lie in Eden does raise their confidence enough to manage some rebellions

They still don’t get together until after the Apocal-oops because they have their canon amount of brain cells, which is one (1) (Zahira keeps it in a vault so as not to lose it)

This was supposed to be a lot shorter than this but I’m passionate