Would the Iliad characters get cancelled today? Part 2
Diomedes:
- is 1,40m and still louder than the
the entire camp
- bullies humans and gods
- has also been lost for almost 10
years - noone noticed
- is probably still alive cause he
is fueled by hatred
---> Cancelled
Menelaus:
- is ginger
- male wifed so hard that he started a
war
- asked his violent brother for help
then wondered about all the violence
---> Cancelled
Deiphobos:
- is there to look pretty and thats it
- only time Hektor listened to him was
when it wasnt actually him
- "smile and wave boy" cause Homer did
not give you any lines
---> Cancelled ( poor dei tho)
Automedon:
- job title= horse guy
personality = horse guy
- thought he was lightning McQueen
- ran over Trojans and called it Mario
Kart
---> Cancelled
Nestor:
- "back in my days" every 5 seconds
- oldest man alive, saw the dinosaurs
and still gives bad advice with
confidence
- opens his mouth and its a TED talk
on how he fought a centaur in 3000
BCE
- trojan war took 10 years cause he
did not finish talking
---> Cancelled
Okay thats it for now, let me know if you want more 😚.
Ps: There are no women because women do not get cancelled and pls take everything as a joke.
