#men cw

[vadgina-bush]

Nope.

[skeptic-roach]

ah yet again DISAPPOINTED by a man, what a surprise

[antlerqueer]

i met a guy that made me feel really good and he hasn’t texted me back since 3am yesterday and that sounds dramatic but we made plans to hang out this weekend and it’s literally 30 min from this weekend being over and i want to die because this was the first time i felt really good about someone in so long. like... so long.

[astheshadowslovethecastle]

I’m so tired of discussions with right-wingers. Every conversation is like “hey, I think this is how we should solve this problem” and then they go “well in this theoretical world where this problem does not exist, acting in that way would be biased and unfair you stupid leftie! I am being objective and philosophical and free of bias!”

[azrakaran]

In between the last times Val was injured (cos we are made to suffer). At a Kovali venue with the men-ue.  @thehxtshxt

The hem of her skirt was drifting higher and higher with the hand needling against her skin. She wasn’t quite tucked into his side, when her attention was caught between the target and the entryway just past the bar. Had propped herself up against the barstool so her knees were pressed near the counter. The disinterest only incentive for his pesky hands.  It was almost time, and she’d have been lying, for once, to claim she wouldn’t be happy to see Val.  The man she was with was called Robert, had made some sort of sexist joke about insisting she call him Rob, when she’d be stealing all his money, or something of the sort. If only he knew it was his dignity they were after. Not that he seemed to have much.  She really wasn’t sorry this time. Having told him repeatedly she wasn’t interested (despite the fact she had been told to be), eventually shifting to how her boyfriend would be there any moment. It had deterred him only so much in seeing her as another man’s property, and then that inevitably drifted into challenge. As suspected.  After that, she allowed him to buy her a drink. All part of the plan, but tiresome nonetheless.  Apparently that allowed for the weight of his paw on her thigh. 

The door opened and she flung herself from the stool. Robert might have been surprised by it, with the way his drink jostled to spill on his shirt. As though she had planned that as well, she dropped from the opposite side to him and avoided any incident. Skittering triumphantly across to her partner in crime, as she threw her arms around his neck. Leaned in to whisper, “He’s a nightmare.” before turning to a normal volume, “Baby, I’m so glad you made it. Come and get a drink.”

[astheshadowslovethecastle]

Feminist Hero? This Guy Likes To Mentor His Girlfriends

Men who offer genuine support and uplift women are a rare treasure these days. Luckily, there are men like Chas Hubbard, who regularly takes his latest girlfriend under his wing, providing the male know-how and mentorship every woman desires from their sexual partners. Though he is a mature 36 years old, Chas has kindly lowered the age range of his girlfriends to include women as young as 21, so that he might bestow his wisdom upon more disadvantaged young women. And what a gift he is! “When I first met Chas, I didn’t really understand how a car lease works,” says Amy Franco, his latest girlfriend. “But Chas took a whole afternoon to describe the ins and outs of the process, even though I don’t really have any intention of getting a lease any time soon.” “I’m just happy to help,” say Chas, who is known to explain issues around cars, career, and even family to clueless women. “Sometimes women don’t know what they don’t know.” Recently Chas even took it upon himself to reach out to an ex-girlfriend with advice. “She mentioned on Facebook that she was having trouble with her data plan, and I messaged her and told her to march into AT&T and demand better,” says Chas. “He even offered to come with me and walk me through it,” says his ex, Kalea Washington. “We broke up when he told me he had been sleeping with a coworker the entire time we were dating and haven’t spoken since. This was a truly insane way of reaching out to me.” “I’m just glad I could help her,” added Chas. Thankfully there are men like Chas out there who aren’t afraid to teach the women they love. Thanks, Chas!

[astheshadowslovethecastle]

some shitty asshole tried to convince my friend that dick pics are part of a long and honourable tradition beginning with cave paintings and I am just....so....tired

[geminipdf]