Guys, I commented a few days ago on some jackhole’s comment about how horrible a “Jane Bond” would be. No big deal, he was an ass, I put him in his place. Little did I realize that he actually messaged me on Facebook and I just now found it in my message request folder. LOOK AT THIS SHIT:
“Oh, look, it's a hen pecker. Look, fuckwit, first off, the whole thing warrants the massive amounts of laughter we're getting out of this. No one is pissed off so you can stick your assumptions right in your sphincter, Gidget. I should have stated what I usually do in that I never read or reply to you lot given as you never have anything challenging, truthful, or interesting to say or add as it is. I only did so with you to remind you that you are delusional, obviously lacking in the maturity department, and hanging onto wishful thinking. There will never be a female James Bond. They're not going to change his gender for you PC SJWs and femifascist lunatics. So just sit there in your mediocre existence, assumption-jumper, and sulk in your glum routine you call a life. Off to Blockedville you go.”
WHAT DO I EVEN SAY TO THAT?!?! The first things that come to mind are not nice, the second thing that comes to mind is to not respond. But holy shit, this was too much to not share. HE CALLED ME GIDGET!! I am DYING!!!!! Hysterical!