May 7, 2020
Would you rather: 1. Fight a feral Dimitri 1v1 with a training spear (no magic whatsoever) while he has Areadbhar (You're also nude). or 2. Fight Balthus, Raphael, and Dedue in a 3v1 hand to hand brawl (no magic, nothing that isn't punching/kickng) (You're nude in this one too) or 3. Accidentally spill a handful of water on Edelgard during mealtime
You have an unhealthy obsession with my nudity.
The only logical option is three, as the first would result in my death and the second would be both painful and humiliating. Her Majesty will forgive me for the gracelessness and my discomfort in that moment will be markedly less by comparison.
...Honestly, where did you even come up with such absurd notions?
Forget that I asked.
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