#mentioned meredith

[askmarianhawke]

Fuck, Marry, Kill, Meredith, Orsino and Arishok?

Well, you certainly don’t hold back. Let’s see here...

I’d definitely fuck the Arishok because I really just want to say I’ve done it without dying. I hope so, anyway.

Marrying Orsino is the only safe choice here, since he’s the one remotely stable person in this list. If Aveline is reading this, I hope she’s proud of the one time I’ve shown good judgment. Relatively.

And I’d kill Meredith because, honestly, what else was there to do? Better than a life of madness and terrorizing other people in the crazy house. Having Bartrand locked up is quite enough, thank you.

[askmarianhawke]

Do you know how Cullen got that scar on his lip? Rumor has it you were involved.

Darn those pesky little rumors... But I guess you could put it like that. I wish this was a funny story, like “he walked right into the door at the Blooming Rose” or “he got so drunk, he tripped on his own britches”. But who would believe that with Cullen anyway?

The fight with Meredith wasn’t exactly a grand time for anyone, but the only person she wanted dead as much as me was Cullen. Her very own beautiful Knight-Captain, and he ordered her to step down? I guess she took that personally and went right for his pretty, pretty face.

We’re lucky Anders didn’t get his death wish, or Cullen would have a lot worse than a ruggedly handsome scar. I probably could’ve figured out a way, but who wants to gamble with “probably” when it comes to Commander Gorgeous?