#mephifaust

[misskriemhilds]

never was there a tale of more "what the fuck" than that of faust and his demon running amuck

[misskriemhilds]

does anyone want to hear my somewhat... crudely-themed idea for a mephifaust modern au

[misskriemhilds]

mephistophilis: it's kind of cold. faustus: here, take my jacket. mephistopheles: i'm cold, too. faust: i hope you get hypothermia and die.

[misskriemhilds]

on the one hand: i will gladly discuss the more serious, compelling aspects of why i write heinrich faust as a jewish man in pre-unification germany if prompted (or not) and it is something i love exploring in writing, art, and meta. on the other hand, there's something really funny about faust being jewish contributing to why he hopped on mephi's bargain so quickly. like-

"sure, i'll sign the blood pact and give up my soul."

"wow, that was fast."

"to be fair, i'm jewish - i don't really believe in hell, and i'll probably end up on at least the first layer of hell anyways after i die because i wasn't baptized."

"...in other words, you're taking the 'i could not give less of a fuck' route at this point?"

"you could say that."

[misskriemhilds]

behold: the utter insanity that is my mephifaust playlist.

[misskriemhilds]

my immensely cursed/stupid faust crack au

first: mature content warning. this storyline involves sexual themes are largely played for crude humor purposes, so. keep that in mind—

meet heinrich faust. german-jewish professor at ludwig maximillian university, who specializes in anatomy/surgery. intelligent. well-connected. currently struggling with a really bad case of erectile dysfunction

so he travels throughout germany to many doctors, in search of treatment—

but none of it does shit. the viagra isn't working.

he has the world's worst case of erectile dysfunction

then he encounters a strange man named mephistopheles—a doctor, but definitely one who comes off as deeply weird

mephistopheles says that he will cure faust's erectile dysfunction in exchange for his soul

faust, 60 years old and desperate to get it up with the worst possible options agrees to it

then he realizes he's bisexual

i don't know where i was going with this

this was mostly intended as a joke and honestly now that i think about it, it's not nearly as funny as my faust space jam au

[misskriemhilds]

buenas tardes, bitches, my mood is low so i wrote some mephifaust guro with past fautchen ft. faust as a creep

[misskriemhilds]

i don't really feel like making a fancy graphic for this since it's basically a vent but: fuck it. here's some mephifaust gore (or rather, a faust point of view where he's talking to mephistopheles)