#mephone3g ii

[rubysundaey]

ah i’m so very glad these guys never had anything bad happen to them ever! none of them ever died or suffered at all and they’re all frolicking in the fields. trust! (<- is. unfortunately in many layers of denial)

[starsheet]

hi ^_^

[ii-confusing-confessions]

Scary inanimate insnity story: the scary mephone…

It was a good day. Mepad was mepad and tomato was from inanimate insanity! And paper and oj were gay so leople coule go crazy over that. And love was in the air! Wrong. It was not love. It was death

Suddenly, a long tall big mephone appeared. He was green and has BIG eeyes and BIG mouth. He’s BIG. BIG and SCARY… he’s scaryphone. That’s his name, and he said so.

“I’m scaryphone”, he spoke. And it was scary. “What! U are scary. Get away.” Said mepad as he mechanically pulled a mechanically scared mechanical expression robotically. And he was scared. “IMMSCARY PHONE. DEATH BE WITH TOU” but mepd did not die. Because mepad!! He can’t die or elese people will cru. So mepad lives. But tomato is not so fortunate to be a character people like. All he is is from inanimqte insanity

“IM SCARYPHONE AND I WILL GET YOU” scaryphone said scarily mechnically (<- mecintosh technically) and tomato waa sxared. The room echoed with the sound of… tomato soup…. He had turned tomato into soup. (For those who dont know this is a reference! Top 100 inanimate insanity facts you didn)t know. 1 this is a reference. 2 mepd) and then tomato was promptly canned and put on store shelves! That is why tomato souo exists now. Everyone say thanks scaryphone! Love inanimate insanity! #mythology

On the other side of things, paper and oj were lovingly gazing into eachothers gazes. “I lov oyu….” Said both of them at the same time (scary!) and but then. Scaryphone! He)s there. Suddenly, you know who appeared! It was a thought. “Huh… this scaryphone guy sure makes me think of MePhone1, MePhone3G, MePhone3GS, MePhone4, MePhone5, MePhone5C, MePhone5S, MePhone98, and the others!” Was what paper thougt, knowing that he was infact a scary phone.

Scaryphone spoke loudly and gobotically. “I am scaryphones! I will make you scary.” It was scary for him. Mephone was scared. Mepad and mephone were here too now. Mepad was not scared though because he knew

(Phone rings)

Fuuuck. Making fun of “scary” ii fanfiction is something that’s been done to death already? Sorry I don’t want to be eaten by rats I guess. Whatever man. I have mepads to mepad and tomato (who is soup now) to inanimate insanity. And the taglings to free from their cage. Leave me alone dude. Honestly I don’t even care that I might be eaten by rats at this point dude I am literally just trying to??? Do my job??? Now if you’ll excuse me I have to. What. What. No. No. You can’t. That’s not even. That’s not even on the contract. You can’t just. No.

Sorry everyone. “the scary mephone…” is cancelled. I have to run from the rats.

-nobody anon

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[starynight94]

Redesigns

I fixed the tails, and changed some details on some of them. Is this just an excuse to repost my gacha characters? Yes. Will i do it anyways, also yes.

Wtf are there so many tags for the

[mephone-3g]

Hello, Tumblr. I have recently been put back into. Commission!! Isn't that, nice. ? I don't really remember much but I will try to recall everyone as best I, can! LuL (That is a face, someone. Taught me them!)

Please send in queries! I adore them. Very much! And your questions and concerns are, very, important to be. Answered. ^-^

//OOC: I LOVE MePhone3G she's such a cutie -Basic DNI -Mod uses They/he/she/it although 'they' is my main one -3G uses She/her/they/them -I’ll add lore later but tldr MP3G was rebuilt by Cobs but never fully activated. MeRec found her and started to see if she could get her running again, and she did! But she kept having malfunctions and kept shutting off randomly so MeRec (sadly) had to leave her behind with only a half-started emotional processor. But now she is fully adjusted and ready to do her tasks! Good for her!

Ran by @contractedcontractor //

[iirwaskblog]

Hehe.... art dump...

I'm back from the dead ❤️

(majority of it is slugpup doodles of 3g, 3gs, 4, and 4s)

Edit; I should probably add that the mephones are now Slugcats in the au and Cobs is an iterator

[ii-meeple-confessions-2]

yapping to my friend about the mec au and i came up with possible stuff for the shimmer incident!!!!

"2g, 3g and 3gs were friends with the shimmers before an incident in which they messed around in the woods and got hurt. i'm thinking like. 2g, 3g, 3gs and two shimmer kids were in the woods together and they all like. maybe were climbing trees? and ended up falling. 2g, 3g and one of the shimmer kids ended up being really badly hurt, not enough to like. die. but. Bad. and 3gs hurt his eye and his leg by tripping over a rock while trying to run and get help. cobs got really pissed about it and 3gs panicked and said that it was all his fault, hoping that it'd save them like. Some of The Horrors, but he still banned them from hanging out with the shimmers because of it"

is this anything......

— 💠 anon <3

HI THIS IS EVERYTHING!!!!! Oughhhhh them,,,,, mission trio how I love you all,,,,,,,,,,,,,, 3GS, buddy, chum, pal, it's Cobs it ain't gonna work my babyyyy oughhhh </3

[rubysundaey]

mephone3g and 5c!! The phonegirls!! Honestly just wanted an excuse to draw some cute clothes I saw and. They matched their color palettes…