ah i’m so very glad these guys never had anything bad happen to them ever! none of them ever died or suffered at all and they’re all frolicking in the fields. trust! (<- is. unfortunately in many layers of denial)
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ah i’m so very glad these guys never had anything bad happen to them ever! none of them ever died or suffered at all and they’re all frolicking in the fields. trust! (<- is. unfortunately in many layers of denial)
mephone do you like sans undertale
Hello again, Anonymous.
First of all. I. Sincerely. Apologize for the inconvience of my inactivity. I do not. Believe. That I will become more. Active. On this application, and I apologize for the inconvience of that as well, Anonymous. However, I have been sent this query once again, and. I. Believe. It is only fair that I respond to it.
I do not know who or what. “Sans Undertale”. Is. Is. “Sans Undertale”. An object? Is. “Sans Undertale”. A location? If you could. Inform. Me of what. “Sans Undertale”. Is, I would be able to tell you my. Thoughts. On. “Sans Undertale”.
Please. Inform. Me if you are able to, and. I apologize for the inconvience of not. Knowing. What. “Sans Undertale”. Is.
Scary inanimate insnity story: the scary mephone…
It was a good day. Mepad was mepad and tomato was from inanimate insanity! And paper and oj were gay so leople coule go crazy over that. And love was in the air! Wrong. It was not love. It was death
Suddenly, a long tall big mephone appeared. He was green and has BIG eeyes and BIG mouth. He’s BIG. BIG and SCARY… he’s scaryphone. That’s his name, and he said so.
“I’m scaryphone”, he spoke. And it was scary. “What! U are scary. Get away.” Said mepad as he mechanically pulled a mechanically scared mechanical expression robotically. And he was scared. “IMMSCARY PHONE. DEATH BE WITH TOU” but mepd did not die. Because mepad!! He can’t die or elese people will cru. So mepad lives. But tomato is not so fortunate to be a character people like. All he is is from inanimqte insanity
“IM SCARYPHONE AND I WILL GET YOU” scaryphone said scarily mechnically (<- mecintosh technically) and tomato waa sxared. The room echoed with the sound of… tomato soup…. He had turned tomato into soup. (For those who dont know this is a reference! Top 100 inanimate insanity facts you didn)t know. 1 this is a reference. 2 mepd) and then tomato was promptly canned and put on store shelves! That is why tomato souo exists now. Everyone say thanks scaryphone! Love inanimate insanity! #mythology
On the other side of things, paper and oj were lovingly gazing into eachothers gazes. “I lov oyu….” Said both of them at the same time (scary!) and but then. Scaryphone! He)s there. Suddenly, you know who appeared! It was a thought. “Huh… this scaryphone guy sure makes me think of MePhone1, MePhone3G, MePhone3GS, MePhone4, MePhone5, MePhone5C, MePhone5S, MePhone98, and the others!” Was what paper thougt, knowing that he was infact a scary phone.
Scaryphone spoke loudly and gobotically. “I am scaryphones! I will make you scary.” It was scary for him. Mephone was scared. Mepad and mephone were here too now. Mepad was not scared though because he knew
(Phone rings)
Fuuuck. Making fun of “scary” ii fanfiction is something that’s been done to death already? Sorry I don’t want to be eaten by rats I guess. Whatever man. I have mepads to mepad and tomato (who is soup now) to inanimate insanity. And the taglings to free from their cage. Leave me alone dude. Honestly I don’t even care that I might be eaten by rats at this point dude I am literally just trying to??? Do my job??? Now if you’ll excuse me I have to. What. What. No. No. You can’t. That’s not even. That’s not even on the contract. You can’t just. No.
Sorry everyone. “the scary mephone…” is cancelled. I have to run from the rats.
-nobody anon
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Day 156
↳ MePhone1 from Inanimate Insanity
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a mepod, phone, and internet communications device all in one!
day 11 of drawing an ii character every day: mephone1! WE ARE ALL GOING TO IGNORE HOW I FORGOT TO DO TODAYS UNTIL NOW OK???
his name. is not. MEPHONE2G!!!!! *my telekinesis throws everything across the room or whatever the meme is*
sorry I'm just. ever since I found out there's no mephone2/2g I've been a slight bitch about it. GUYS!!! THEY FOLLOW THEIR IPHONE COUNTERPARTS IN NAMING CONVENTIONS!!! THERE'S NO IPHONE 2 EITHER GUYS!!!
I'm not actually genuinely mad about this I'm just a bit frustrated why are people calling him 2g-
- chess anon (if that's not taken)
THANK YOU THANK YOU SO MUCH YOU GET ME!!! Literally no notes you are correct
Finally making a proper post about this…. Yes hi tumblr. I self ship with that old phone (mephone1 ii). And here’s art of me and him together :3 (their shipname is chiptune btw. If you were curious) (also i’m sharing too I feel the need to mention that just in case)