#mercilessly

[that-bitch-kat3]

how i fully believe this conversation went down:

lily: james and i are dating

everyone:

sirius: well honestly james good for you

james: thank-

peter: we had no idea you knew how to successfully brew amortentia

james: i did NOT drug her!!

marlene: do you honestly expect us to think that lily “i would rather kiss the giant squid” evans is willingly going out with you?

lily: people change!

remus: that’s true

lily: thank you remus

remus: sometimes they lower their standards

[mediumgayitalian]

Wait please give context what's up with all the benadryl asks💀

when i wrote my baby will fic many weeks ago, i had to google benadryl to get accurate dosage and side effect information. since then they have not ceased sending me ads. so i turned to my lovely followers to voice my complaints and they MOCKED ME

[hiding-in-the-vault]

i'd apologize, but your profile boop button is in the exact right spot for just clicking without moving my mouse so i'm just gonna max out my bar on you :D

~andthingsleftover

thats great, glad I could be so convenient TvT

[lies]

Sometimes when I’m birdwatching

[sabrutus]

Feb 28

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[pointless-letters]

Excuse me Bertie but I think you’ll find you’re very wrong

[jumpthensfall]

goodnight

[lucaets-a]

cora is a walking vibe check