#meredith?

[thelasttime]

i wanna be rich so i could use olive oil to deep fry food (bc it’s healthier)

i wanna be rich so i can have my own private chef like that girl on tiktok

[279kayy-blog]

Many, many views later… I JUST NOTICED THE CAT RUNNING UNDER THE PLANE @taylorswift

[youlovethegame]

maybe Meredith will be our always.. taylorswift fishingboatproceeds

[derp-zone]

So every year in school I'm always prepared for the teacher to get my name wrong cuz it happens every damn time. Most often, they call me Amber, so much to the point where I actually react to when someone says that name as if it was mine now. Then I remember one time, someone even called me Auburn. So just the other day, my teacher is talking and he usually just says someone's name at random just so they can add their two cents or whatever. So he's talking, states a question, then looks me dead in the eye and says "Meredith?" ...FUCKING MEREDITH? AUTUMN ISNT THAT HARD OF A NAME TO REMEMBER

-Autu

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........My mom called you Amber once.

-Katarone 

[allroundlostcause]

"But I wanted to show you my new skirt, it's plaid."

Alaric kept his eyes determinedly on her face. “That skirt is… Weren’t we discussing homework?”

[thebornlessone-blog]

Ask Ausiello

Question: Now that Elena has chosen Stefan on The Vampire Diaries, should we assume Damon will be getting a new love interest next season? —Beth

Ausiello: “Never say never,” replies EP Jlie Plec. “In the first part of the season, we’re going to be very much invested in what’s going to happen to Elena and what do each of the brothers have to say about it and what are each of them going to do to try to help her through this experience and what does it do to their relationship with each other? Then once the dust settles from that, we’ll see [about a new romance for Damon].”

[arianameyer]

　

[anorie-blog]

I had another stupid dream last night.

Let me start off by saying I have no idea how I found her. I think I remember rooting around in the garden and just happening upon her, but I can't recall exactly.

Anyway, in this dream I managed to obtain a 6+ foot female Ball Python. She was gorgeous. She weighed upward of 60 lbs, but my goodness she was a snuggle-butt. Seriously, she cuddled with me. Right, so I find this snake, and I decide to keep her without telling my parents. I hid her under the bed and left a Happy Meal from McDonald's on the floor in case she got hungry (because I apparently thought snakes eat chicken nuggets. Why.) So she stayed under my bed that night, and in the morning, I couldn't find her. After rifling around through all the crap under my bed I managed to find her... she had coiled up in a very strange way... almost like a noose, but not. Well, I decided to name her Meredith (Again, why, I don't know), and decided to tell my parents about her. So Amme and I went to take her to the local pet store (we know the owner, and I think it was a weekend, so the vet wasn't open) to have the owner take a look at her. We didn't have any snake-transporting apparatus, so we literally put Meredith in the back seat of my dad's Caliber. She was pretty chill there, didn't seem to care at all. We finally got to the pet store, and the owner was seeing if she really was a female (he may have said that Meredith was actually a male, can't remember, but I do remember the fact that it would have crushed my dreams somehow). So while the owner was parading around with Meredith, I bumped into my dad, who just happened to be at the store. Then he decided to try and fight with me saying that $1.56 was too much money for a rat to feed the poor snake, and I told him he was being unreasonable and that I'd be buying frozen pre-killed rats in bulk anyway. Then I was looking at corns and was telling my dad I wasn't sure if I wanted to keep Meredith because I didn't think that a fully grown python was a good starter snake, and that a corn might be easier to take care of. Surprisingly he didn't care. Then the dream ended.

I still don't know why I keep having dreams where Ada allows me to keep snakes. He hates them with the white hot intensity of a thousand Mordor suns.