#merlin shitposts

[merlinmay]

hello fandom artist. In front of you is a pencil and paper and a photo of a chubby character from Media You Like. if you draw the character looking skinny, the anvil above comes down and kills you instantly. Good luck.

[merlinmylove]

[hoarder-of-dragons]

Merlin in season 1 ranting: I hate Arthur so much. His stupid prattish attitude, his stupid cocky smile his stupid face his beautiful blue stupid eyes his stupid golden hair his stupid-

Gaius: You can confess later eat your porridge

[gaspodegirl-blog]

When your King asks where all that magic came from...

[vermin-and-the-maggots]

MRI pics are so embarrassing everyone can see your buttcrack

[merlinmylove]

BBC MERLIN CHARACTERS AS IKEA TOYS

King Arthur:

Merlin:

Sir Leon:

Sir Elyan:

Sir Lancelot:

Sir Percival: (the name is literally “very big”)

Sir Gwaine:

Sir Mordred:

Queen Gwen:

Queen Morgana:

[hoarder-of-dragons]

[Arthur accompanies Merlin for gathering herbs and sees Merlin slipping over a rock]

Arthur: Merlin you incompetent fool, can't you walk properly

Arthur, after realizing Merlin is actually hurt: SHIT MERLIN WE NEED TO GET YOU BACK TO SAFETY I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I NEED YOU TO STAY ALIVE FOR ME MERLIN PLEASE-

[hoarder-of-dragons]

[Merthur during a near-death experience]

Arthur: I think... you're my best friend.

Merlin: You think?

Arthur: Well, I can't know for sure because I'm realizing now that I've never had one.

Merlin:

Merlin: This would be a really sweet moment if what you just admitted wasn't so sad.