merlin

merlin ｡𖦹°‧⭑.ᐟ she / he || 🇨🇷🇨🇴 ⋆.˚ ᡣ𐭩 .𖥔˚

[merlinmay]

I uh. Have an official art blog that I’ve had for. looks at watch sharpied on my wrist. about a year or two. yep. Not longer than that.

anyways it’s @merlinarts there have fun get off my lawn

[di--es---can-ic-ul-ar--es]

ME AND WHO

[shieldfoss]

#why do they call it the little death if not to remind you to do a post mortem.

lmao

[closertotheheartofthesunrise]

no no @nogoodhorsethief, you have something here

[merlinmay]

@spaghettidoodle

[merlinmay]

*COUGHS*

Mutual of a mutual, so here by association, I wanna say some news

you’re gay, bye ❗️❗️❗️❗️

I AM????

(Looks in mirror)

AUUUUUUGGHHH!!!!!

[kumkaniudaku]

And then you can’t even say shit about bc people start trying to put you in a jacket and shit. Like omg it’s so strict???

[yorgen-sh]

[merlinmay]

@spaghettidoodle

[tourfilm]

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

[vulami-wantz-t0-sleep]

[starmantis]

@spaghettidoodle

[enderp96734]

my human verity design. yes he looks like that one streamer

[satan-offical]

[eatingmarkerz]

jarona guy

[taraxippos]

I think this is the single funniest artfight rule. Like....I guess?

[taraxippos]

[taraxippos]

WHO DID THIS

[taraxippos]

Rockwith Aleaf

[n0seferatu]

big pharma will try to sell u $20 cold medicine like spicy ramen doesnt cost like a dollar a pack and orgasms are free

[n0seferatu]

damn british people cant cum..... this is so sad.......

[n0seferatu]

big chemist will try to sell you £20 paracetamol like beans dont cost like a quid a can and havin a wank costs fock all

[merlinmay]

@spaghettidoodle

[mizuthe-cat]

I wish I had this hat

[kuken-i-buken]

has anyone else noticed that pretty much everyone who is worth knowing seems to be doing really bad all of the time and is never allowed a moment's respite from all the pointless cruelties and horrors ❓❓❓❓❓❓❓

[diamondeyes-deluxe]

I work with kids and sometimes we have to do safety lessons with them about like, not telling strangers on the internet your home address or something. And sometimes the kids wont understand why, so you have to impart upon them that, well, some adults want to hurt children. And thats kind of difficult to do, because you have to beat around the bush, both because you dont want to scare them (while still making them understand how serious it is) and because you might lose your job if you explain it too straight forward.

Luckily, for some reason, the villain of one of the most popular franchises with children for the last 10 years happens to be a serial child murderer. So when a kid asks why they shouldnt trust strangers, instead of hand wringing and humhawing my answer out, I can just say "we dont always know when a strange adult has good intentions with children, or when they are William Afton."

[foggywaffles]

anyone else see that tomska tweet lmao

[unnamed-atlas]

Minecraft wheat field so big my entire computer froze when I tried to open axiom and when minecraft proceeded to crash my computer freaked out so bad it started opening randomly recently used apps and stopped rendering several key graphics on my hotbar 🤪✌️

[unnamed-atlas]

My field. #myfield