#mermartin

[ranfordgallus]

I forgot 2 post this but.... @martincrushcameback gave me an art request of drawing mermartin, youve seen her drawing of my sirenita design before but i also drew her mermartin design..teehehehe

If..im not mistaken, he is from an AU of hers so hey...i dont know the lore or story so im just freeballing lol

[martincrushcameback]

@ranfordgallus's Sirenita and an actual fish vers. of my Mermartin. Are they going to kiss each other or eat each other? They can't decide either. 83

[martincrushcameback]

Gives me a chance to draw MerMartin and SelkChris having fun!

[aeriamamaduck]

mermartin and mermara fighting over who gets to save minerva

while she's drowning

[aeriamamaduck]

Mermartin: SOMEONE EXPLAIN WHAT THIS THIRD LEG IS FOR BECAUSE IT WAS MY UNDERSTANDING THAT HUMANS ONLY NEED TWO

[aeriamamaduck]

In the end...

Mermartin: HEY BROS GUESS WHAT! IT ALL STRAIGHTENED OUT AND MINERVA AND I ARE GETTING MARRIED AND I GOT MY VOICE BACK :D

Enman: Yes that's all very well and good brother but MY HAIR. I GAVE MY *HAIR* TO THE GUY YOUR GIRLFRIEND STABBED WITH A BOAT.

Mermartin: Yeah, but...I had sex. :D

Ebel: Wtf is sex?

Twenty minutes later

Enman: That is the most disgusting thing I have ever heard of.

Mermartin: WAIT BUT

Geldall: HUMANS ARE DISGUSTING

Mermartin: No you don't understa

Ebel: I NEED TO SWIM IN SOME HAND SANITIZER. MARA'S SAKE, THEIR YOUNG GROW INSIDE THEM. DX

[aeriamamaduck]

Minerva: You know I feel really bad not knowing your name.

Mermartin: *writes* WELL MAYBE IF YOU LOOKED AT MY FLASHCARDS ONCE IN A WHILE

Minerva: I'll guess! Is it, uh...Benedict?

Mermartin: *writes* ARE YOU SHITTING ME RIGHT NOW

Minerva: Lolz okay no. How about...Lucien?

Mermartin: *writes* LOOK YOU'RE A LOVELY PERSON AND HAVE BEEN VERY KIND TO ME BUT IF YOU'D JUST PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT I WRITE

Minerva: Farkas!

Jauffre: *shouts* HIS NAME IS MERMARTIN YOU DIMWITTED MORON.

Minerva: ...Mermartin?

Martin: *nod nod nod*

Minerva:...That's the dumbest name I've ever heard in my life, but you're a cutie so I'll excuse it. :3

Mermartin:

Mermartin: *tips boat over*

[aeriamamaduck]

So remember how Ariel makes Ursula zap Floatsam and Jetsam to death?

And how Mankar Camoran is Ursula and Ruma and Raven are Floatsam and Jetsam?

That's right.

Mermartin made him kill his own children.

*shakes head in shame*