Me, starting Sword Catcher: okay, the blurb on the back mentions Kel and Lin so they’ll probably be love interests
Kel: *Starts to hook up with Silla*
Me: oh ok, that’s probably his first love interest who he’ll move on from
[Antonetta interrupts them]
Kel: omg I loved her when we were kids but she only ever liked my bro ☹️☹️
Kel: *comments on how beautiful Merren is*
Kel: *proceeds to mention Antonetta every chance he gets*
Kel: *shows up to Merren’s house to threaten him*
Kel: *kisses Lin and describes it as “surprisingly pleasant”*
[Kel and Merren kiss traumatically]
[Conor and Silla hook up]
Me: YOU HAVE 5 PROSPECTS????
Kel: *almost kisses Antonetta*
Me: HOLY SHIT SHE KEPT IT
[Antonneta denies having anything in her locket]