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12 Days of Incorrect Fable Christmas Quotes 2024 - Day 03
Sparrow: “For Christmas, I want an enchanted sword.”
Theresa: “Be realistic, Sparrow.”
Sparrow: “Well I suppose I would like a peaceful evening somewhere cozy…”
Theresa: “What kind of enchantment do you want your sword to have?”
12 Days of Incorrect Fable Christmas Quotes 2024 - Day 12 (bonus post)
Reaver, handing Sparrow a folded piece of paper: “Here you go, dearest.”
Sparrow, unfolding it: “What is it?”
Reaver, pointing to the title: “It’s my wish list. See, it’s right there: Reaver’s Christmas list.”
Sparrow: “…It just has my name on it.”
Reaver: “Don’t be foolish, look at the bottom.”
Sparrow: “My mistake: it also has crown of Albion on it.”
12 Days of Incorrect Fable Christmas Quotes 2024 - Day 10
Reaver: “Oh, look we're under a mistletoe.”
Sparrow, looking up and frowning: “Are you going senile in your old age? That’s not mistletoe.”
Reaver, rolling his eyes: “Silly me, I must’ve made a mistake.”
(Later that night)
Sparrow, jerking awake: “Oh Avo, he was flirting with me! Oh Avo, the mistake was flirting with me!”
12 Days of Incorrect Fable Christmas Quotes 2024 - Day 01
Hammer *singing*: “Have a holly jolly Christmas,”
Sparrow *singing too*: “It’s the best time of the year,”
Both *singing together*: “I don't know if there'll be snow,”
Garth *deadpan*: “Because the weather patterns in this region are highly unpredictable.”
12 Days of Incorrect Fable Christmas Quotes 2024 - Day 07
Hero of Brightwall, unaware of the brewing rebellion and the threat facing Albion: “Finally, it’s the most wonderful time of the year!”
Logan, trying to deal with the approach of the Crawler without telling anyone: “Merry fucking crisis.”
12 Days of Incorrect Fable Christmas Quotes 2024 - Day 05
Hammer, punching a Bandit in the jaw: “Call me boughs of holly, the way I be decking peoples’ halls.”
Garth: “Hammer - “
Sparrow, kicks another bandit before striking a pose: “And call me Christmas cookie, the way I be looking like a snack.”
Garth: “I thought asked you both not to say these things?”
Hammer: “You did.”
Sparrow: “But Reaver had a very strong argument on why we should say it.”
Garth: “Which was?”
Reaver: “That it would really annoy you if they did say it."
Sparrow: “So obviously, we had too.”
12 Days of Incorrect Fable Christmas Quotes 2024 - Day 12
Sparrow, handing Reaver a folded piece of paper: “Here you go.”
Reaver, unfolding the note: “What is this?”
Sparrow, pointing to the title: “It’s my wish list. See right here: Sparrow’s Christmas list.”
Reaver: “…This just has my name on it.”
Sparrow: “No, look at the bottom.”
Reaver: “Ah, my mistake. It also has Lucien’s head